Val Englert Riel @valenglert
Coffee Addict | Sassy Sarcasm Baltimore, MD Joined April 2010-
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Husband takes threenager to the pool and the baby is sleeping .... I don't know what to do with myself.
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Dear Caffeine, oh how I have missed you dearly. Sincerely, postpartum mama of 2 🥱
A week away from giving birth to #2.... so clearly I'm just now starting to "nest" 🤣 what do I need?
It's Friday night so you know what that means.... a sick kiddo. Of course. 🤦♀️
And she did that pregnant!👏
Someone come and get my husband. I'm sitting here 6 months pregnant with #2 and he still thinks we should have a #3.
Is it normal to mourn a day you thought you had to yourself to be productive, and then you lose that day to a sick kid? 😫
Why is your hand in your pants? Are you playing with your penis? No, I'm just working with it. 🤣🙉💀
Sitting in a hotel while my boys are napping.... eating a milkshake and watching Harry Potter.... not upset one bit.
Me: Say something nice to me! Him: You look beautiful sleeping. Like a mummy. (crosses his arms, closes his eyes, and opens his mouth) This lady and gents is marriage. 🤣💀⚰️
We made it out of the house to travel to the inlaws with zero arguing. It's a Christmas miracle. 🤣
When your babysitter for the weekend cancels. 😭 kiddo is coming to date night I guess.
Literally just handed my toddler veggie straws while he watchs Encanto quietly. I'm not even sorry. Enjoy the snack kiddo, mommy is enjoying the quiet.
Daylights savings can kiss my ass. The boys are still sleeping and I've been up since 4 am.
Sitting in my kid's daycare parking lot wanting so bad to take a nap 😴 but then Incubus's Drive comes on and all is good.
Yesterday I went to the DMV after work..... I came home to this. 🤦♀️
"If you squeeze that thing any harder, it will pop off. No no don't try to. You'll want it later." Potty Training Diaries 😆
I sit here and think that tomorrow marks 3 years since my dad passed. And still at times, I am in disbelief that he is gone. You'd think by now, I'd have grieved. Nope.
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