Joshua Geesaman @variabl3
Zero fox given. You will be judged, fairly. "Can't stop the signal, Mal." variabl3.com Indiana, USA Joined June 2012-
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"I do not think, therefore I do not am." - Some fucking sticker somewhere
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Experimental Beef #58 "Chucky" A grain-fed, grain-finished chuck roast. Weight at just over 58 ounces. Spontaneously extracted during a fact-finding mission at a local Costco. For psychological and physiological research into the effects of isolation on muscle and adipose…
Look... when you guys do the "Post a picture you took. No description" thing, we're looking for weird, not beautiful.
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A Japanese airport worker saying goodbye to the tourists onboard this plane. 🎌🛫
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Andrew Tate is what you'd get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.
How to get internet famous, the wrong way.
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@nateliason The Waymo Baby Scandal: How Silicon Valley’s Latest ‘Hack’ Exposes the Patriarchal Underbelly of Autonomous Capitalism By Elara Voss The Atlantic July 24, 2025 In the glittering dystopia of San Francisco, where venture capital flows like artisanal kombucha and innovation is…
Get to work, internet.
Get to work, internet.
Based DHS? Wtf even is 2025?
Based DHS? Wtf even is 2025?
I've given much thought to the grilled-cheese (and other sandwich) cutting debacle. I, and most others, have held that a diagonal cut is best over straight in half via X or Y axis. But I ask you, what if there was a better way? I present to you, the triangle cut.
Most of the "challenges" I've ever seen are extremely annoying, if not infuriating. Every once in a while, one comes that absolutely cracks my shit up. The Tortilla Challenge, is one of those.
"The ideal summer blockbuster." What the fuck does this mean?
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Will you people please stop reposting homeless meth joker king videos?
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POV: you're a bowling ball‼️ Life is simple‼️🎳😌💥
For anyone who says voting with your wallet is pointless, here we are with Electronic Arts after they forced everyone to purchase Battlefield 4 upgrades, then systematically tried to kill the game. BF4 is still played and 2042 is now $2.69. Eat shit.
Today I was so dense I was given permission to take all the characters I need in order to feel special. New high score!
Anybody else just get an email from Linkedin: "The $100 million job offer"? lol... Fuck off.
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