uterus mallet @versacedick
I wear short shorts and make jokes sometimes favstar.fm/users/versaced… Joined April 2013-
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Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed 2 people via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: One follower, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed one person via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower and followed one person via uapp.ly
Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers via uapp.ly
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower via uapp.ly
Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed one person via uapp.ly
I lost 1 follower recently and i know who that is thanks to uapp.ly app
I lost 1 follower recently and i know who that is thanks to uapp.ly app
One person followed me in the last day thanks to uapp.ly app
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i burnt myself reheating a hashbrown for the third time
Andre 3000 - "what's cooler than cool?" voice from back of room - "$200"
"Son I think it's time we had the chalk" "Don't you mean talk dad?" "Nope" *dad is drawing on the sidewalk*
I used to be homophobic but now Im just *camera pans to prisoners throwing glitter and assulting me with dildos* beyond scared straight...
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"Masturbating in the mirror" - a pornographic film by Kanye West
"@shutupzinnah: lil boosie "@pretardeded: "@shutupzinnah: my Jesus "@pretardeded: Who's Lil boosie?"" Who's Jesus?"" Who's Lil boosie?
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