Alex Katayama @vexedalex

data, tech, and comms analyst, among other things. sometimes i try to do good. enjoy the hot takes. views my own. @soupottawa @codeyouthcanada linkedin.com/in/alexautomat… Ottawa, Canada Joined January 2010

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

sometimes a guy just needs to dress his pupper as a shark and let her do her thing

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

by the way, if you go to a magic show and spend the entire time explaining every trick to everyone within earshot, you're not actually the smartest person in the room - you're an asshole.

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

monthaversary with my fox that cosplays as a doggo. her favourite place in bruce pit.

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

today's group project is just an exercise of me internally screaming "HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE A JOB" over and over happy friday

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

i wish i only spent $400/year on "restaurant snacks and beverages". what a dream.

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

sometimes i think my dog is really smart but also hasn't figured out that she can't pick something up that she's stepping on

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

day 21: learned my dog's favourite treat is pigeon poop

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

while walking locket around uottawa campus, i discovered there's a little kiosk called flour kitchen - and she serves some of the best steamed buns in town!

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

my first bartending gig was the unofficial bar of the ottawa 67s ("stout bros pub" at bank and riverside). junior hockey bros are - by far - the scummiest assholes out there, maybe only eclipsed by high school football players from texas. this was a long time coming.

Toula Drimonis @ToulasTake

3 years ago

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

TIL: my dog is utterly terrified of the dog statue at confederation park

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

enlightened centrists is why the world is such a shit hole.

Rebecca Jaremko Bromwich @RebeccaJaremko

3 years ago

enlightened centrists is why the world is such a shit hole.

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

i send a connection request when i get "viewed your profile" notification. some people actually get embarrassed about it - but it's linkedin, a social media platform couldn't be less authentic if it tried. don't sweat it.

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

15 days in, and my dog now has more food to eat than i do.

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

mood youtube.com/watch?v=ZIc2oR…

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

between bluesfest, lebanese fest, and HOPE beach volleyball this weekend, i am surprised i've managed to dodge COVID (so far)

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Alex Katayama @vexedalex

3 years ago

walking my dog down elgin to the jack purcell dog park, and run into @tomgreenlive walking his dog and the first thing he says to me is, "i'm doing an instagram live, don't say any crazy shit". dude understands centretown.