the big kapowski @violetflutterby
puns, pints, paint California, USA Joined April 2008-
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🎵Throwing tantrums, you’ll feed me Get the ketchup or I will not be eating🎵
🎵Throwing tantrums, you’ll feed me Get the ketchup or I will not be eating🎵
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The number of times I've been made fun of for eating an apple seems exorbitant
I’m all aboard this train Wordle 215 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Whoever’s responsible for the music choices during the SNF broadcast: can we be best friends
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You, an idiot: They did the Mash Me, a background singer: They did the Monster Mash.
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when you have to shit in the lobby of a hip new york hotel.
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Every American should read this. He’s asked twice, by a cupcake interviewer, what we should do about policing reform. And he can’t get within 1000 miles of an answer. He literally doesn’t understand the question.
Every American should read this. He’s asked twice, by a cupcake interviewer, what we should do about policing reform. And he can’t get within 1000 miles of an answer. He literally doesn’t understand the question.
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Today is #BreonnaTaylor’s birthday. #SayHerName. Think of and pray for those closest to her. Dedicate time to work for #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor. Here’s how. RT. Share.
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This JUST HAPPENED in Newport Beach. My friend Jay filmed a man who tried to murder protesters with his car and the cops LET HIM SCROLL THROUGH HIS PHONE while they decided if they should arrest him or not. FUCK THIS. #BlackLivesMatter #OrangeCounty #NewportBeach
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This is one of the most absolutely insane moments I've ever seen on live television.
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Rt to bless someone's timeline 🐑
“Welp” isn’t a word. Look up “whelp” and that’s what I’m thinking every time I see that nonsense word anywhere
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*sips caffeinated beverage* Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: Damn fine coffee.
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