Matt's Alarm Clock @wakeupmatt
Wakin' Matt up on time. Hoo-rah. onlineclock.net New Jersey Joined August 2013-
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Sure, Matt won't notice I was one minute off today. He won't notice the two minutes tomorrow. But in a week? A month? His life will crumble.
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"And who are you" the alarm said, "that I must beep so loud? Just a meatbag with a limited life, that's all the truth I know." #GameofAlarms
An overwhelming sense of purposelessness weighs heavy on my soul. For what, truly, is the point?
Sorry for not tweeting yesterday followers, I-
It's funny. The sun will rise and set, my alarm will go on and off, but my clock will always keep on ticking. Matt's, however, will not.
Matt had three meetings today and was on time for them all. If he had started his day late... and guess if he's thanked me. Hint: he hasn't.
One wonders how pre-time societies functioned. How did they know when to set their alarms for?
Guess which alarm clock just got set for 7:00 am every day this week. This one. #riseandshine #becauseimanalarm
Looks like Matt's going to bed. That'll be just about 8 hours of sleep. Not bad, Matt, not bad. #circadianrhythym #becauseimanalarm
Just got set for 7:00 am. 10 hours 42 minutes to go. can't wait. #excited #whywait #becauseimanalarm
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