Dave @webmonkeydave

Professional nerd. Accomplished velociraptor. Occasional liar. Also kind of a stand up comic & obsessed with #StarTrekLowerDecks & #StarTrekPicard (#TeamShaw) davemcowencomedy.com Washington, DC Joined December 2008

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Rocketgirl 🚀 @Rocket_Grrrl

9 months ago

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Dave @webmonkeydave

12 months ago

I'm logging in specifically to say that the @Nissan satnav is the most useless, arbitrary, and unpredictable thing I've ever had the displeasure of using. If it was a person, I'd be digging a shallow grave somewhere in Ireland.

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Dave @webmonkeydave

a year ago

Someone needs to ask him. #Neuralink

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Dave @webmonkeydave

a year ago

I made a thing. #SaveLowerDecks @StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks @MikeMcMahanTM #BellRiots @StarTrekOnPPlus

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Dave @webmonkeydave

a year ago

Hey @glock9gamer ;) #chicken #7d2d #teriyakichicken

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a year ago

My favorite feature of @Windows 11 is how it opens everything in #Edge even though you've told it not to.

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Dave @webmonkeydave

a year ago

Look what you've done, @TerryMatalas! Incredible (and terrifying) #cosplay at @treklongisland #StarTrekPicard

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Dave @webmonkeydave

a year ago

Did you know that a tree can be dead for up to 10 years, but will still sprout leaves as the nutrients are sucked from its corpse? Anyway, @YouTube is garbage that needs to be put down for this and 1,000 other reasons. youtube.com/watch?v=uAqnnT…

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Trek Long Island @treklongisland

a year ago

The Schedule for #treklongisland is up! The "Main Schedule" button will show you what is happening within each hour including panels, photo ops, meet and greets and children's events. If you want to see where you favorite celebrity is check out the "Celebrity Schedule" button.

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Dave @webmonkeydave

a year ago

Hey @paramountplus, I'm so pissed off that I logged into this hellscape of a platform to let you know the day after #StarTrekLowerDecks last episode is the day I cancel your @StarTrek hating ass.

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Dave @webmonkeydave

a year ago

Cheepie is enjoying the #DangerZone (courtesy of @GrowlingAim9)

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Dave @webmonkeydave

2 years ago

Why is my @Google search bar suddenly sending me to @#$%! @bing ?!?!? #NeverBing @Microsoft

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Dave @webmonkeydave

2 years ago

Hey @StarTrekOnPPlus (sarcastic quotes around the Star Trek lately, BTW), we're a month away from the Emmy winning 🏆#Picard season 3 anniversary. You know, the first Trek show to break the Nielsen's Streaming Top 10? Where's #StarTrekLegacy?