James Cohen @webmonkeyuk

I work ensuring that web applications run efficiently and quickly. In my spare time I like motorbiking, fixing things and spending time with my family. webmonkeyuk.wordpress.com London, UK Joined February 2009

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Stephan T @thiellie

2 years ago

First day of the Christmas holidays… Brain is having trouble slowing down… Let’s design something! Maybe I should finish those HEX Lights 🤔 Yeah.. here we go!

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James Cohen @webmonkeyuk

5 years ago

Many snowflakes make an avalanche

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James Cohen @webmonkeyuk

5 years ago

The Ma... what?!

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Molly Waggett @mollywaggett

6 years ago

the scariest thing about COVID-19 is that it looks like a JIRA ticket

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James Cohen @webmonkeyuk

6 years ago

‘What I mean and what I say is two different things,’ the BFG announced rather grandly. ‘I will now show you a snozzcumber.’

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Edward Snowden @Snowden

6 years ago

@riptari Thank you very much for following up- getting even basic facts on the record about their plans here is a real public service. It's disappointing to see how little concern Wire appears to have for the individual userbase that made their venture rounds possible. I hoped for better.

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James Cohen @webmonkeyuk

6 years ago

First rule of any conference talk on DevOps: Spend 5 mins defining "What I think DevOps means"

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James Cohen @webmonkeyuk

6 years ago

NTP server required at @HeathrowAirport ? Clue: zoom into the other clock

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Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk

7 years ago

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

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James Cohen @webmonkeyuk

7 years ago

Hi @Oracle. Is it pronounced My-sea-quel or My-ess-queue-ell ?

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NATS @NATS

7 years ago

There are no staffing delays anywhere in the UK this morning 🤷‍♂️🛫

Ryanair @Ryanair

7 years ago

There are no staffing delays anywhere in the UK this morning 🤷‍♂️🛫

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James Cohen @webmonkeyuk

7 years ago

Credit where credit's due. The new @SouthernRailUK service between Caterham and London Bridge shaves 20 mins off my journey time each day and is on far nicer new trains than before.