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All the culture critiques fit to tweet. ___________ Don’t Not Panic. USA Joined November 2009-
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Today’s meta is: 5N28ER5PJe5f3a6JPGdPCGK85fd1ToY5VvR1YCkdSQp6 #crypto #hotgirlsummer #hotmom #memecoins
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Epstein didn’t kill himself Trump wasn’t hit by a bullet What else?
this is happening btw
If Biden is out the default next choice IS NOT KAMALA, the shadow VP we haven’t heard a peep from in 3.5 years. We need a rapid Democrat-only weekend episode of Survivor or debate tourney or something to rally the left behind a candidate who *actually* feels like a choice.
You would think Native Americans would be really great at reselling tickets
Trump tried to use the power of the dark side to make the mic come to him
Gold merch, orange henchmen, warped logic… This Wonka / Trump crossover imagery is really hittin home lol 🤣😭 #willywonka #roalddahl #politics #AI
Trump unveiled a line of golden sneakers this week. Some even come with a golden ticket that awards the finder with a special tour of his propaganda factory!
Trump unveiled a gilded line of sneakers this week called Trump Sneakers. Here we can see him not knowing what the hell they’re for.
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86 Followers 440 Following Dog mom, pet lover. Recovering journalist. Word nerd. Information junkie. Cocktails, Packers, fashion, horses? Yes! Liberal, but practical. I own my opinions.
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151 Followers 273 Following
Lala🐝 @lalaabeeee
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234 Followers 2K Following I was employed for 45 years. Used to work @ Kansas City Star Newspaper. I am a mother and grandmother.
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289 Followers 1K Following
Maverick @RodStryker
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108 Followers 729 Following ❤️🇺🇸 President Trump, MAGA, Q, Family, God and Country....not necessary in that order 😉
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8 Followers 138 Following
Julian @Julesh2005
182 Followers 586 Following
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STAR☆FoRcE☆ @StarlettMunk
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260 Followers 5K Following Ultimate Gamer Love playing Pokémon Go Team Instinct Playstation ID: Destroyer55C Pokémon Go ID: Destroyer55c Also play Digimon Links and Yugioh! Duel Links
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53 Followers 234 Following I am me. mom of 2 boys, && 3 fur babies , happily in a relationship.
Jackie Ruth @jackieblue0712
157 Followers 548 Following 🌊🌊🌊Progressive, Jew, Atheist & NY'er. Brown & Columbia Law. ATL/NYC/Italy/Spain/ATL. Ma non vado nessuna parte senza il mio beagle, Jack.
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13 Followers 171 Following Fashion designer! Handmade, one of a kind garments! The joy of Fashion, Haute Couture is pushing the edge of imagination and excellence!
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3K Followers 4K Following Still wondering if this is the right planet for me. Just sharing love on this planet for now.
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310 Followers 5K Following
Barbara 🌊🐦 NO D... @BarbKaplitz
4K Followers 4K Following 🙏❤️😸🐶 Democrat/🇺🇸🇺🇦 Happily Married 43 years Love my Grandkids/ My Cat/Camping/Beach #CPP / NO DMS/ 🟦/BLM /🟧 NO MAGA
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660 Followers 3K Following Science, history, music. Tsundoku. Ailurophile. Scifi writer. SCA. Homebrewer. Displaced Clevelander. Toots horn: AnaKaye at universeodon daht cohm, dahlings.
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129 Followers 1K Following
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146 Followers 592 Following Lifelong Clemson tiger fan, college football fan, mother of Jesse, wife, sister and bible believer.
John Cleese @JohnCleese
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550 Followers 189 Following
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2K Followers 4K Following Loyalty to the President and loyalty to the Country are NOT the same thing! American Democracy needs us like never before... FIGHT FOR IT! #theresistance🇺🇸🆘️
Texan Army Veteran �... @firstmomable
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NotOnMyWatch @9_BulletPoints
1K Followers 2K Following Feisty Old(er) Hippie who takes no 💩, Snarky at times, and living for the day I can piss on TFG'S grave. The line will be long but worth it! I block MAGAS🚫
Mara Wilson @MaraWilson
483K Followers 6K Following Too tired for Twitter these days. Press: [email protected]. Buy my book WHERE AM I NOW? https://t.co/olmpPDMQk3
SNL Weekend Update @SNLUpdate
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FreestyleTags @FreestyleTags
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Peter Campbell @Petercampbell1
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