Celery Flinstone @weenihutgeneral

when the fuck did we get ice cream? 🏳️‍🌈 Joined November 2010

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Politics Sloth 🧦🌐🇬🇷🇺🇸 (#1 reply guy) @SockDemFan

12 months ago

@itsdeaann Trump is a national litmus test on whether or not someone is an asshole and/or idiot So many moral + character issues surrounding Trump and that’s before even getting into the unpopular Republican policies he supports!

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Celery Flinstone @weenihutgeneral

10 months ago

"I think it's so hot you vote red" Lmfao Yea! It's so hot you love oppression and the patriarchy It's so hot that you, too, lick boots! It's so hot that when my raging unchecked male hormones turn into DV, you won't turn me in Absolute clown shit. Embarrassing

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Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta

10 months ago

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a…

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stephen @alsostephenking

10 months ago

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

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McNeil @Reflog_18

a year ago

All of America right now

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Celery Flinstone @weenihutgeneral

2 years ago

Fundraiser by Rebecca Ross : Help Amber With Expenses From Brutal Dog Attack gofund.me/0d028a7c

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

3 years ago

I actually think having someone to flirt with when you’re a few drinks deep and not quite ready for bed yet should be an inalienable human right

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Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy

3 years ago

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

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Greg Buster @Gregnus__2024

3 years ago

@mattxiv I don’t care what straight people do as long as it’s in private. Always pushing their agenda…

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Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD

3 years ago

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

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Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD

3 years ago

Women are out here crushing it because they were raised to want the life their fathers have—but unfortunately the men were also raised to want the life their fathers have. We all know the traditional role women play is not a good time

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Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD

3 years ago

If we put any real social value on childcare and domestic work the burden could be shared equally among professional parents. But we know that these traditionally female tasks get you zero fanfare/privilege in a world that defines economic success as 💰 so nobody wants to do it

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Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD

3 years ago

There are very good reasons people aren’t clamoring to do the thankless work of running a household, we don’t reward that with money, power, or influence in any kind of real way. If we did more men would sign up.

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

3 years ago

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matt @mattxiv

3 years ago

if this website goes up in flames i just wanna say you were all very funny on the day the queen died and i will never forget that

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10K @KNNYMILLS

3 years ago

he in his bag again

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I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt

3 years ago

Tip from a licensed therapist: on your partner’s birthday, be very intentional about celebrating them outside of their role in relation to you! Now is a time to highlight all the things that make them them & not what they do for you as a partner. Save that for anniversaries

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Nia | The Chronic Notebook @chronicnotebook

3 years ago

It still shocks me that people wake up everyday and just feel... healthy. No pain, no fatigue, no headache, no stomach ache, no joint pains just... a body floating through the day. As a chronically ill person I literally cannot imagine or remember what that feels like.