weeping-gorilla @weeping_g0rilla
Together, we can get through this, I guess. Joined February 2013-
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The act of me being here has caused this mess.
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I mortgaged myself to the hilt for this macbook. Now I'm broke & it's already out of date.
"Think of a hero", they said. "Oscar Pistorious" I immediately replied...... I feel so hollow now.
They're all getting on just fine without me.
I mean, back in the cold war, at least we knew who the enemy was, right?
The Sound of Music was the apex. It's been downhill ever since.
The weekends are so short. I never really get in to my stride.
Perhaps the government are right. Stacking tins is what the future holds.
Now Happy Days is off the air, there are no TV role models any more.
It's 'pay for fuel' or 'feed my family'. I guess we'll be cold this winter.
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