What Roommates Say @whtroommatessay
Two guys, one girl. No pizza place. Joined February 2013-
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"Alcoholism isn't about how often you drink, it is when you drink you can't stop." "Are you saying I'm an alcoholic?" "Yes" #roommates
"That is how I imagine you in my head, the leather jacket and that fucking bottle of tequila." #roommates
"We measure old age but whether or not you are older than t swift. If you are younger than bieber, too young. In between the two is best."
"Horse meat is the new thing. As Florence said 'the dogs days are over, the horses are coming' who knew she was talking about chinese food?"
"Wanna dress up as me and go to this party?" "I wouldn't fit in your flannel" #roommates
"I..I..I'm really good at work" "You aren't even good at sentences!" #roommates
"It is not my fault that you have a problem with dirty dishes in the sink."
"You are really meanspirited, ya know? Saying like 'I'm trying to sleep I just got home from work!','Why are you so loud?',&'get a job'God."
"It's been a constant bender since we moved in. That's what you get from living in a Frat house for years."
"I haven't felt this homeless in awhile."
Emily @__gambino__
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70 Followers 712 Following You're a normal person and a beautiful person and you should be proud of who you are. You deserve to live and live with dignity and show people your pride.
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B. @berndownforwhat
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