WineingBitches @wineing_bitches
Wine. Books. Wine. Love. Life. Wine. Boys. Sex. Wine. Fantasy Football. Wine. San Francisco Joined January 2012-
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E: are you fucking kidding me? You didn't know @tonyromo was #cowboycasanova? P/M: didn't realize that until this second @carrieunderwood
Fuck yeah, #football season + #wine. #touchdown
P: it's not like you're asking, "Can I film your child in their bathing suit for 'Tiny Girls Gone Wild'?"
L: I don't want kids. They have weird shaped heads and their jokes aren't funny.
We live life like Riley Curry in a photo shoot.
KS: I use way more lube than necessary so I don't hurt anybody
E: I was complaining about PMS to my pregnant coworker and she said she didn't miss that. M: I'd rather have #PMS than be pregnant.
P: Florida man arrested for having sex with a tree. I guess men can have sex with anything. M: Ya, as long as they can rub up against it.
P: I would ABSOLUTELY pretend to be related to Oprah to get free Cheesecake Factory! #blameitonbookclub
Yessss! #FullerHouse... A #Netflix binge is on the horizon. #nostalgia
I am going I start telling people this. It seems like a nice compliment.
M: I mean, we all drank out of the same wine can... You can DEFINITELY double dip your sherbet spoon

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