jsw @winslow_josh

TAMUK Joined March 2012

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jsw @winslow_josh

4 years ago

I get not wanting to wear a mask when it’s required! I get wearing a mask when it’s no longer required! Butttt I do NOT get wearing a mask on your chin when it’s NOT required 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers

5 years ago

For everyone that thinks America will never reopen, just remember: Jurassic Park reopened 5 times after people were eaten alive. Five. Merica.

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jsw @winslow_josh

5 years ago

COVID gyms be like.. Gloves ☑️ Mask☑️ Sanitizer☑️ Showers, lockers, group sessions all closed ☑️ Water fountains....nah you can still use those

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jsw @winslow_josh

5 years ago

Just because the storm has a name doesn’t mean you have to forget how to drive in rain..turn your flashers off

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jsw @winslow_josh

5 years ago

COVID went airborne according to the guy wearing a mask next to me..riding a motorcycle🤷🏼‍♂️

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jsw @winslow_josh

6 years ago

Bought a jail broke fire stick from a guy on FB and it “broke” so he told me to bring it back and he’d fix it only to never hear from him again once he got it back😊 #BadLuckJosh

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jsw @winslow_josh

6 years ago

That’s fine if you have to run errands, but if you leave plastic gloves/mask all over the ground you should probably stay tf home!

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jsw @winslow_josh

6 years ago

Who is delivering the best/most margaritas in the Baytown area?

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Idk what’s more amusing, the anti gun owners lined up outside academy to buy a gun or the ones making fun of everyone buying out the grocery stores saying it’s not a big deal as they clear all ammo off the shelf’s

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jsw @winslow_josh

6 years ago

I’ll be the one to say it....it’s finally the time...to finish a monopoly game...

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jsw @winslow_josh

6 years ago

Welcome to the month of every public cough, sneeze, and sniffle being treated as if you were an escaped quarantine patient in I am legend... Good luck out there

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jsw @winslow_josh

6 years ago

Do people realize that your blinker doesn’t work as effectively when you turn it on after cutting someone off? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Asking for a friend

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jsw @winslow_josh

6 years ago

Me: teaches @JustinRichey_ everything he knows about fence building; puts in a solid hour of work and only drinks half the beer then ask him to come help in return with yours Justin: I’m busy....

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jsw @winslow_josh

6 years ago

Still have my number

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Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers

7 years ago

his is what we’re dealin’ with... Merica.

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jsw @winslow_josh

7 years ago

My phone decided it’s not going to let me make phone calls anymore, when you try and make a phone call the speaker button is pressed and locked and you can see when they pick up the phone but can’t hear anything....suggestions🤷🏼‍♂️.....besides “get a new phone”

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Greater Half @greaterhalf

7 years ago

Sweet justice

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jsw @winslow_josh

7 years ago

Who’s really the danger on the highway, people in their teens and 20’s who can text without looking while driving, or the older generations that need cheaters and two hands to chicken peck a 4 word sentence.....🤷🏼‍♂️