k e l l y @wiz_kellifa

San Francisco, CA Joined December 2010

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7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000

2 years ago

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

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performative male @youwouldntpost

2 years ago

whenever there is no Parmesan in the fridge one lives in a heightened state of alarm until there is Parmesan again

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alexis natalee. @iamlexifierce

3 years ago

It should’ve been Instagram, Lord!!!! 😭😭😭😭

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I wonder if Ted Cruz regrets getting into politics. Like he could’ve just been one office’s least favorite coworker or an asshole neighbor but instead he gets humiliated every time he goes outside (rightfully so)

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k e l l y @wiz_kellifa

3 years ago

nobody strikes up a friendship faster than two men in golf attire who just met at the airport bar

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julia @juliashiplett

3 years ago

A one-child policy but only for celebs

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k e l l y @wiz_kellifa

3 years ago

don’t mind me just experiencing the full range of human emotion every time I fly alone

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

3 years ago

mom can you pick me up? people are being sad about the queen in the group chat and i feel nothing

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internet baby @kirkpate

3 years ago

SACRÉ BLEU.

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Jason Selvig @jasonselvig

3 years ago

College should be free. So should mozzarella sticks. Guns should cost minimum $10,000. Loud Motorcycles should be illegal. I’m Jason Selvig and I’m running for President.

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a @aallleeexxxxxx1

3 years ago

if jack harlow asked me out on a date i would say no. if nathan fielder asked me out on a date i would say yes

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k e l l y @wiz_kellifa

3 years ago

Is it mood swings or just the emotional whiplash of scrolling through Twitter

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Rafael Shimunov 🍉 🕎 @rafaelshimunov

3 years ago

Fascists are consolidating in prep for next insurrection attempt. Buy Twitter. Limit voting. Criminalize personal rights. Empty our wallets with gas, rent and food prices. Criminalize personal rights, and divert💰from schools and health to cops. Now this: azcentral.com/story/news/pol…

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

3 years ago

🚨 Here is where you can find your Senator’s number. Be polite and firm. If your Senator DOES support reform or abolishment, call and THANK THEM. Trust me, honey works with vinegar. It emboldens their fight. So that means everyone has homework today! 📝: senate.gov/senators/senat…

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

3 years ago

Here’s a tracker. Now, go down this list and find your Senator. If they only say they’re “open to reform,” that’s not enough. We need a clear position. If their position isn’t abolished or talking filibuster, or if their answer isn’t clear, CALL THEM. ☎️ pbs.org/newshour/amp/p…

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

3 years ago

The issue w/ “elect 2 Dems for Roe” is it’s not clear that’s the #. We need to count votes. Filibuster needs 51, but it’s not just Manchin & Sinema holding out. 💥What to do? CALL YOUR DEM SENATOR + ask them to CLEARLY support an abolished or talking filibuster. Here’s how ⬇️