Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. dbasrus.blogspot.com Sydney Australia Joined February 2013

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

2017NYE 01 youtu.be/YOw2JuQpy08 via @YouTube I made this a few years ago. It still gives me the shivers to watch it!

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Oh puhleeze!!!! I warned Trump would do this nearly a year ago, and now he's going for it!,,,, 😡 news.com.au/world/north-am…

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Will " influencers" stop with the " keep your distance" nonsense? It's not " my" distance, distance is NOT something one owns!!!!😡 FFS, nuff is nuff!

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Ah well, when you send all your IT to "the cloud", this kind of crap often happens. Dearie me... 😆 news.com.au/finance/busine…

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Can online spoken websites please stop saying "blah.com.au-forward slash-blah"? It's just "slash", you MORONS! If it was the other one, you'd say "backslash". Simples! FFS, some sense!!!!!!! 😡

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Hey Microslop: ANY chance of the constant updates to Windows10 stopping any time soon? Just exactly how many bugs did I pay for? 🤬😡

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Thanos is coming! 😄 news.com.au/technology/sci…

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Finally found what COVID stands for! Citizens Of Victoria Ignoring Distancing 😆

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Bordering on madness, news.com! 😡😡😡 news.com.au/lifestyle/heal…

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

FINALLY! Someone with the courage to address these hoarders in the correct way! 😆🤣😆 news.com.au/finance/busine…

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Ah well, I could see the depression coming, weeks ago. Apparently, forcing half the market to close is a great economic stimulus? 🤪 news.com.au/lifestyle/heal…

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Likely only makes sense to us Australians. But I can't stop laughing! 😆🤣😆

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

FFS mr Oracle, how much longer until we all have a simple, easy to use LONG=>VARCHAR2 cast function, available to everyone without PL/SQL cartwheels? Or else, take ALL longs OFF the dictionary, once and for all! RIDICULOUS!

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

5 years ago

Still makes me laugh! Am I too old? "There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary and those that do not. " 🤣😆

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

6 years ago

Centrelink web site (in the cloud) has been crashing regularly for the last 3 days given the tremendous traffic generated by the recession our pollies have caused. But of course, the "cloud" is elastic and it never fails! And I'm called Father Xmas from now on... 😡😡😡😡

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

6 years ago

Ah well, first week of working from home. We've split our teams into two, this week it's mine staying at home. No worries: full pantry, full fridge, bacon and egg roll for breakfast, cat and dog doing fine, laptop still working. 😉

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

6 years ago

How about reducing (or taxing) huge salaries and benefits of CEOs and directors? When they all make $30million/year and employees make $50grand, the result for the overall economy is obvious! smh.com.au/politics/feder…

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

6 years ago

"Bitcoin suffers worst day in seven years ". And someone expected to buy one of my houses in Brisbane but only if I accepted payment in bitcoin? BWAHAHAHAHA! 🤣🤣🤣

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Nuno Pinto do Souto @wizofoz2k

6 years ago

When will web site "influencer" designers learn NOT to include pop-up videos and screens that don't let folks see what they were looking for? Is it too hard to grasp? FFS!... 😡