Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

Trying again because I ain’t no quitter. An old infantryman paying for the sins of his youth. AATW. Don’t DM me. /G\ Joined April 2022

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

3 hours ago

Was driving home and this song came on just as I saw a car with “Honk 4 Taylor Swift” written on the back window. Needless to say, I did not honk.

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

9 hours ago

QT your Star Trek

Jackie @jackiejames1004

10 hours ago

QT your Star Trek https://t.co/Wno9fxI869

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

13 hours ago

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

a day ago

QT Silver

Jackie @jackiejames1004

a day ago

QT Silver https://t.co/opv8oXX3B4

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

2 days ago

Watching Chris Stapleton on Austin City Limits, and I can’t understand any of his lyrics when he sings. He’s a decent guitarist, but don’t ask me what he’s singing about.

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

2 days ago

Sit up in bed, light a cigarette and say, “I’ve been expecting you”.

Sadie @Sadie_NC

2 days ago

Sit up in bed, light a cigarette and say, “I’ve been expecting you”.

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

2 days ago

foxnews.com/entertainment/… This is a damn shame. The Thayer Award should not be political. But everything is these days.

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

2 days ago

I, for one, am just glad the “Fansville” commercials are back

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

2 days ago

QT your art-gun

Michelle🇺🇸 @SouthernChick45

2 days ago

QT your art-gun https://t.co/4eX04R5jms

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

3 days ago

John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Ted: *Yes*. John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

3 days ago

DON’T YOU DO IT!!!

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

4 days ago

Me, whenever I let someone in front of me on the highway during bumper to bumper traffic

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

5 days ago

A PLEDGE PIN?!?! On your UNIFORM?!! Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?

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Dave 🇺🇸 @work_distract_

5 days ago

QT something red

Jackie @jackiejames1004

5 days ago

QT something red https://t.co/Tz60VgoetK

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Candace @roycan79

6 days ago

Kudos to this Fairfax County, VA. teacher! She rightly chastises an out-of-line School Board member and speaks out on behalf of our children, patriotism, and saving our nation from Socialism!