Mike Hancock @writermikey

A writer of short stories and one novel to date, "Fallen". Buy here: https://t.co/27tsEYBW83 authormikehancock.com Salt Lake City, UT Joined November 2011

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

It's not like it's one or two major things that make China next-level (okay, the rail system and healthcare notwithstanding), it's a thousand tiny things. Per example: an encased bedside reading light.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

So I'm trying to get people to feel sorry for me: a mandatory ten day quarantine in China. No outside contact. "My God, are they leaving food to eat?" "I'm finding scrapes here and there." "You poor thing."

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

I had this movie's dialogue memorized growing up. "Sometimes it helps to break a word down..." @dramatic_dalton

Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real

3 years ago

I had this movie's dialogue memorized growing up. "Sometimes it helps to break a word down..." @dramatic_dalton

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

So I'm assuming I'd have to be guilty of all three to wear...that thing. Dear Shitty IPA, Thank you.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

My mother’s Mormon friend always prosthelytizes at the end of their get-togethers. “And Enoch begat Irad, and Irad begat Mehujael, and on and on,” Mom explained. “How many kids did your buddy begat?” I asked. “Three. And they begat two felonies and a child support payment.”

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

B.A., English Literature, M.F.A., Writing, International Educator, Professor, Novelist. "Where the hell is my phone?" I asked my woodworker friend, squatted by the riverside. Jeremy glanced up from tying a lure. "In your hand, Cleetus."

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

If culinary artistry and storytelling magic interest you, go check out my fellow Mike's books. A splendid soul is he.

Michael W. Twitty @KosherSoul

3 years ago

If culinary artistry and storytelling magic interest you, go check out my fellow Mike's books. A splendid soul is he.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

I'm late to the game, but I was thirteen when the first Top Gun came out and I saw it in a theater (and thus have more nostalgia for the film). Did the same today for the sequel. And the sequel killed it. It was better.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

My mother holding my former student's daughter. Man, this time thing does not play.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

Twelve years ago, I taught them both. Those turkeys ended up married and back to see the old man. Love it.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

Whoops. Now what?

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3 years ago

Whoops. Now what?

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

A cloudless Utah Sunday afternoon at 6000 feet, minding a slow-smoking pork belly, and thinking of a looming reinvention. A new life ahead. #china @KosherSoul @foodwishes

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

Months and months of paperwork went into this. Staying after school. Rushing to the copy shop. Frantically searching for documents. Whole-ass physicals. All for a little stamp. The ticket to the other side of the world.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

Heyyyy. The Fonz is a fly fisherman.

Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real

3 years ago

Heyyyy. The Fonz is a fly fisherman.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

Major dental work and I'm out of the solid food business for another week. Today I'm cooking chicken and dumplings, minus said chicken. Drink the broth; gnaw on dumplings like a squirrel. But made the fam this...😕.

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Mike Hancock @writermikey

3 years ago

Had a writer contact me for a blurb for her upcoming novel, and she said, "You're the most famous author I know." I had to straight-up apologize to her. Woman needs to widen her network, asap.