Will Rojas @wrojas1010

Joined February 2016

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I am sick and tired of the narrative of helping cats out of trees. They have non-lethal terminal velocities. You could literally drop a cat from the top of the Empire State Building and it would survive if it wasn’t going to be immediately run over by an overly aggressive driver.

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5 years ago

Why is everything due at the last minute?

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5 years ago

GameStop makes the best burgers

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5 years ago

Shooters shoot

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5 years ago

Nobody:

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6 years ago

Albert shopping cart vs enrolled courses

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6 years ago

Albert shopping cart vs enrolled courses

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6 years ago

Vibe checking people with the de Broglie equation

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6 years ago

Co-Star but it just tells you if it’s Lobsterfest

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6 years ago

Mom: We should make something formal for Easter dinner Me: Wrap de la Crùnch

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john ❤️‍🔥 @johyawnn

6 years ago

@michaeljackson wait

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🌽🍞Surplus Cornbread🌽🍞 @SurplusCornbre1

6 years ago

@petcrierbonanza @Duunez @SourceFlag @FlagsMashupBot Feast your eyes on these beauties: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_L…

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Nike NYC @NikeNYC

6 years ago

As part of my resolution this year, I’m going to jog more and _____. #ReadyToRunNYC Learn More: swoo.sh/2ttvHtU

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Cyrus Wittig @CyWittig

6 years ago

For my fantasy football punishment, I will be attempting the Waffle House challenge. I must stay in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle I eat, an hour is subtracted from my sentence. Please join me on this journey.