Mrs Sense @wrongandable
Not right, often wrong. Views are lovely, particularly from the balcony. Try the fish! Joined January 2021-
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This family wins January 2021.
Needless to say I had the last laugh now F**k off!
Johnson going on and on about the vaccines increasingly annoying scientists. A big undeniable success story, but Johnson had nothing to do with it. All nationalities involved, not a single Etonian hack. We get things wonderfully right in this country when Johnson keeps out of it.
🤦♂️😂 #Caturday
Treasury data confirms Treasury scheme has NO link to increase in Covid cases. In other news.....Bears state unequivocally that they DO NOT shit in the woods! 🐻 💩 🌲 #EatOutToHelpOut #dontbuythesun
Treasury data confirms Treasury scheme has NO link to increase in Covid cases. In other news.....Bears state unequivocally that they DO NOT shit in the woods! 🐻 💩 🌲 #EatOutToHelpOut #dontbuythesun
I always cringealot when this prick pops up! 🤦♂️ #jacobreesmogg
I always cringealot when this prick pops up! 🤦♂️ #jacobreesmogg
“And I’m not in the least bit considerate of how I’m screwing the future of this generation” #BorisJohnson
“And I’m not in the least bit considerate of how I’m screwing the future of this generation” #BorisJohnson
#JLo pulls out of sequel to The Wedding Planner with Rita Ora thought to replace her in #ThePartyPlanner Out in Cinemas soon - Private Viewings Only #Rita
#onthisday in 1964, Peter Stringfellow opened The Mojo Club! 🕺 💃 #rip #throwback
😂 Trump’s mate outing the corrupt!
😂 Trump’s mate outing the corrupt! https://t.co/uJGUu3Iqlz
My colleague's uncle worked all night in an ICU Covid ward only to find his bike had been stolen from outside the hospital when he went to leave the next morning. They found an advert showing it was sold online. Please share to help them find his bike.
It’s been a tough 12 months, but every cloud...... Britain's Got Talent postponed until 2022 over Covid safety fears bbc.co.uk/news/entertain… #bgt #BritainsGotTalent
How do we opt out? 🤷♂️
#onthisday in 1987 Paul McCartney wrote the The Frog Chorus! 🐸 🇬🇧
Says an unelected Englishman whose name is of French derivation! 👍🏻 Do tell us more oh Oracle!
Says an unelected Englishman whose name is of French derivation! 👍🏻 Do tell us more oh Oracle! https://t.co/Di3yiwgWfA
Snog, marry or avoid? 😂
NOOOOOO!!! STOP GETTING BOND WRONG! Lang-a-Lang. Bit o’ bush!
NOOOOOO!!! STOP GETTING BOND WRONG! Lang-a-Lang. Bit o’ bush!
glen gilby @glengilby
156 Followers 889 Following
Juan Bigliar Comics @1BigLiar
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Kaz @KarenCat18
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OliviaTaylorDudley @OliviaDudley
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Susie Dent @susie_dent
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Mark Watson, still he... @watsoncomedian
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Jess Brammar @jessbrammar
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(feat. Jools Evelyn) @joolsevelyn
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Richard Lewis 🇺�... @archilewis
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Billie @_BillieBelieves
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glen gilby @glengilby
156 Followers 889 Following
Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE
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Juan Bigliar Comics @1BigLiar
28K Followers 23K Following The Juan Bigliar Show on 𝕏, also Roku TV and Appletv devices see AnimationMnM 🌎 https://t.co/AbUXWmaU8p 📸 IG: 1BigLiarNow🍌🙉🍌
Elizabeth Warren @ewarren
5.5M Followers 545 Following U.S. Senator, former teacher. Wife, mom (Amelia, Alex, Bailey, @CFPB), grandmother, and Okie. She/her. Official campaign account.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.8M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor... @AOC
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David Schneider @davidschneider
454K Followers 1K Following Actor, writer, director, fool. Now available at https://t.co/r5dDtAHhE8, https://t.co/ZVVc0e49HY, and on Threads.
Joel Hills @ITVJoel
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Prof Alice Roberts�... @theAliceRoberts
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Andrew Neil @afneil
1.2M Followers 459 Following Columnist for Daily Mail UK and MailOnline USA. @TimesRadio anchor. Former Chairman of The Spectator, Editor Sunday Times, BBC TV anchor, Chairman Sky TV
Mark Steel @mrmarksteel
220K Followers 81 Following I love Twitter because everyone's always polite and no one ever takes anything you say literally, never.
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 190 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle
2.5M Followers 1K Following Someone does this account for me now. it’s promo for shows and books from here on in. A Short History of the Apocalypse out now.
Alan Shearer @alanshearer
1.1M Followers 1K Following 260 Premier League goals @BBCMOTD analyst, @premierleague @primevideosport @callawaygolf @hublot @SpeedflexLtd Instagram @alanshearer
Gary Delaney is writi... @GaryDelaney
108K Followers 2K Following One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.
TheFastShow @TheFastShow1
160K Followers 5K Following fan account. I don’t own content. Instagram; @TheFastShow
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77K Followers 11 Following @realbobmortimer & @profanityswan's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. Not really about football as such.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes
643K Followers 52 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
386K Followers 25K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert
203K Followers 2K Following 80s/90s/00s footy nostalgia. On a YouTube odyssey for glorious goals & gaffes. Retro football writer.
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
21.3M Followers 2K Following owner: @aviationgin - @MintMobile - @maximumeffort - @Wrexham_AFC
Viz Comic @vizcomic
304K Followers 2K Following We're calling it a day here. We've gone to https://t.co/FxBTAXFxSq if you fancy it.
Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer
452K Followers 2K Following listen to my radio show pls. i didn't pay for my checkmark.
Eyes On Cinema @RealEOC
201K Followers 3 Following Eyes On Cinema X brings you to the sets, suites & interview halls of some of the most influential filmmakers; their crafts, philosophies & inspirations.
Abi Clarke @abiclarkecomedy
27K Followers 249 Following Comedian - find me on Insta, TikTok or Youtube @abiclarkecomedy [email protected] https://t.co/gPCrqGIdI4
Meggie Foster @meggiefoster
94K Followers 820 Following I can't believe I can't believe it's not butter, is not butter. Actress and voice artist. || Follow me on insta: @meggiefoster
Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa
255K Followers 366 Following Satire, songs & the same eyebrows as this guy 👉🏽🥸 MGMT: [email protected]
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268K Followers 3K Following Not an MP • Also on bluesky, this place has gone to the dogz. • Buy my book: https://t.co/7sAXdJbhsk • Rep: @schapmantalent
Jayne Sharp @Jaynesharp
68K Followers 3K Following Actor rep’d by @milburnbrowning ~ Voice artist: rep’d by https://t.co/DgilAvnu9e ~ Writer. Buffoon. INSTAGRAM IDIOT https://t.co/8Exytk4idY
Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews
634K Followers 0 Following Britain's best-selling news and current affairs magazine with a unique mix of jokes and investigative journalism. https://t.co/YxU5lc50Tn. Subscribe: https://t.co/GtTmLGqEPj
Jokes Explainer @jokesexplainer
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77K Followers 109 Following I am not, I repeat NOT the real #AlanPartridge Content not owned - removal on requestTrends for United States
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