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Ask a question, I'll give you the wrong answer. In front of a computer Joined January 2009-
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Prior tweet not intended for this account. Please disregard. That said, watch the video before the movie ruins G.I. Joe for us all.
What better time to revisit one of the earliest of memes? Best of G.I. Joe PSAs http://bit.ly/zd1GB
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