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Bucky: Hey did you hear about Joe? He contracted ligma so they had to do surgery on his updog. Steve: Who's Joe? Jim: What's ligma? Namor: What's updog? Bucky: *inhales*

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3 years ago

Toro: Why does Namor call you babygirl? Jim: Let's stop talking now.

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3 years ago

Steve: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Steve: Weight loss? Drink water. Steve: Clear skin? Drink water. Namor: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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3 years ago

Namor: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done. Toro: Once you convinced me eggs weren't real. Namor: They're not. Toro: Haha, very funny. Namor: I'm serious. Didn't you hear? Toro: No... what happened? Jim: ...Toro, why would you fall for this again-

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3 years ago

Steve: I love this whole 'good cop, bad cop' thing you two have going. Jim: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Namor isn't.

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3 years ago

Steve: Buck, what are you doing? Bucky: I'm helping Toro look for his chocolate bar that I ate last night.

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3 years ago

Jim: You say "please" and "thank you" in front of your kid all the time and they never repeat it. Jim: But when you say "fuck" ONCE-

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3 years ago

Namor: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence. Steve: ...Don’t you mean benevolence? Namor: No.

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3 years ago

Bucky: So I got this amazing plan! Toro: We fail almost every time you say that. Bucky: Well, this is the same! But with a dog involved.

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3 years ago

Steve: Since when is babysitting you guys my job? Jim: Namor: Bucky: Toro:

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3 years ago

Steve: Did you buy eggs like we asked? Bucky: Even better! Steve: What the fuck did you- Toro: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Bawky 🐓

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3 years ago

Steve: Hey Jim, what’s up? You good? Jim, staring into the distance: I feel like a fork in a world comprised of only soup. Steve: So better than usual then!