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incorrect deadpool, loki, and venom/eddie interactions run by a loser, @infinityqueer Joined May 2018-
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Eddie: Are you feeling okay, Loki? Loki: Well, I’ve got this headache that sort of comes and goes. Wade: [walks into the room] Loki: It appears to be back.
Wade: [Picking up a green snake] What the fuck is this? Thor: IS IT LOKI? Loki: I'm literally stood in front of you.
Loki: [trying to explain a complicated concept] Venom: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. Eddie: Can you explain it in terms of food?
Venom, holding up a kid’s magazine: 𝗘𝗗𝗗𝗜𝗘, 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞!! 𝗪𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦 Eddie, encouragingly: That's grea- Loki: Those are two completely different pictures.
Loki: What’s going on? Wade: Eddie doesn't have a sense of humour, is what. Eddie: They keep using common phrases incorrectly! Venom: 𝗢𝗛, 𝗖𝗥𝗬 𝗠𝗘 𝗔 𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘, 𝗘𝗗𝗗𝗜𝗘!
Eddie: Loki, right? I've heard a lot about you. Loki: Oh yeah? what am I allergic to? Eddie: The full spectrum of human emotion.
Steve: Wha- guys this is a crime scene! Wade eating the victims leftover pie: And what, is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick. Eddie, pulling out a fork: Yeah, live a little Mr America
Deadpool: While in doubt, make quesadillas.
Loki: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium Eddie: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick Wade: [whispers] did you win?
Eddie: I’m cold. Loki: Just like my heart. Deadpool: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside. It's obviously me.
Venom: 𝗜𝗧'𝗦 𝗔 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗠𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗬 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬 Eddie: V, I swear to god if I go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn, I’m leaving. Venom: [𝗦𝗜𝗣𝗦 𝗧𝗘𝗔 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗔 𝗕𝗢𝗪𝗟]
[loud squelching sounds] Eddie: What the fuck is that Wade: WHO PUT BEANS IN MY CROCS Venom, snickering: 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗠𝗘
Tony Stark and his brand new shiny bald head
𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗩𝗘𝗦 “𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗠𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗦?” 𝗜 𝗗𝗢𝗡’𝗧 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗬’𝗔𝗟𝗟.
Dr Dan Lewis, talking to Eddie: The best revenge, really, is being nice. Loki & Wade, in the distance: Or murder!
Eddie: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there? Venom: 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧, 𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗥𝗨𝗗𝗘? 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗘? Deadpool: Ooh, tater tots I'll take some!
Deadpool: I did something really bad,, Loki: Does it affect me? Deadpool: No- Loki: Then suffer in silence.
Loki: [Takes off his helmet] Venom: 𝗢𝗛. Loki: What? Venom: 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚. Eddie:...Oh my god Eddie: Venom thought you just had a weird shaped head.
Eddie: What do you think butterflies taste like? Deadpool: They taste bad Eddie: Eddie: How- Deadpool: I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION THAT'S ALL YOU GET
Venom: 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜 𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗜𝗦𝗘? Eddie: Once. Venom: Venom: 𝗡𝗢.

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