professor swirl @wrongplatformx

if you have to google ‘heteronormativity’ swipe left || plf • db • philos fam 🎶 Joined December 2009

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professor swirl @wrongplatformx

22 hours ago

no chore around the house sucks as much as pushing around 20+ lbs of weight of the Dyson vacuum. Fuck that thing.

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a day ago

Porch hangs with the pup while we let the pre-work out simmer and it’s 80 degrees outside😮‍💨☕️

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2 days ago

full circle moment today after my hair appointment going on an errand to a random Sally’s; turned out to be the same Sally’s where I got my first red hair dye supplies like 7 years ago🥲

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3 days ago

Only fuckin with it if it’s good for my soul ⚡️

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4 days ago

Intrusive thoughts: have I missed the opportunity of being a young hot girl living in NYC? 😢💔

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4 days ago

Lots of my friends have moved away and it sucks. I need more girlfriends in Austin 🥲🥲🥲

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6 days ago

I heard the monsters made em’

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6 days ago

Who needs food when your body is munching on anxiety for breakfast lunch and dinner 🥘

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a week ago

Back home from a two week road trip with my best friend. Still laid off. Dog park today. Can’t complain 😋

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a week ago

Hey Siri, play Summer’s Thirst by Pretty Lights

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a week ago

I’ve lived by this for a while and I love how it can prevent petty arguments. Speak up if you have an expectation for someone. Otherwise, go with the flow. Choose love and smile more often. Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough 🎶