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Not so much a visual disturbance as a way of life.
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You don’t see this much any more do you, a very vintage littering
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At first glance I thought someone had just fucked up a shepherds pie
At first glance I thought someone had just fucked up a shepherds pie
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I was so excited as a kid when our shower got installed.
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The music video for Taylor Swift’s ‘The Fate of Ophelia’ looks interesting
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Saturday
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I just know the court artist in Diddy’s trial had an absolute hoot drawing this one
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naturally silly > artificially intelligent
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Delighted that it’s just cold enough for me to wear my new massive jumper out today
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My Gran didn’t have a fridge or an inside loo and she used to cook over a fire like a witch. What’s mad is she had Sky.
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I think we’re ready for Degenerative AI now.
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"Yes, I call it my Nobility Scooter."
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Sound on to hear Cedar the Eastern screech owl vocalizing!
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i tell myself we’re serving a greater social need. we’re the modern court jesters
i tell myself we’re serving a greater social need. we’re the modern court jesters
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House-spiders in autumn
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Never forget that you’re unique, just like everybody else.
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This meeting could have been a throat punch
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The monkey does not concern himself with whose circus he belongs to
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