Ryan @wryansmith

lawyer & dumbass & writer & a fourth, more interesting thing instagram.com/wryanswrite/ Washington, DC Joined February 2009

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Ryan @wryansmith

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Incredibly grim news from LinkedIn, they've launched a Games section.

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All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies

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Westu Théoden hál 😔

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Tashi Duncan'd myself yesterday (fell and twisted my knee OR got two straight boys to kiss each other, not saying which)

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If my 74-year-old white lifelong Republican of a Ronald Reagan worshipping father can call the police breaking up student protests “a bunch of knuckleheads” then I strongly suspect they are losing the plot.

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2 days ago

Sorry I’m late my two year old dog didn’t want to get out from under the bed and wouldn’t move for 45 minutes.

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Least believable thing about The Idea of You was when Anne Hathaway’s assistant was still working that same job five years later.

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5 days ago

This would eliminate 90% of my student loan debt.

Greg Price @greg_price11

5 days ago

This would eliminate 90% of my student loan debt. https://t.co/28MZxZ1gmp

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5 days ago

I remember when it premiered oh God I grow old I grow old.

Pop Crave @PopCrave

6 days ago

I remember when it premiered oh God I grow old I grow old.

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5 days ago

Everyone on CNN acting like Seal Team 6 just completed the bin Laden raid and not the NYPD going insane over a bunch of 20-year-olds.

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7 days ago

Not to be weirder than I already am but I genuinely believe one of the best meals you can get in the United States is an all-beef hotdog on an Amtrak.

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Academic RatKing @OneMetricDylan

607 Followers 982 Following Often studying brain chemicals & sometimes art🔬🏳️‍🌈👨‍🔬🧠 header by @oh_cthuluwu

Chris “Law Dork” .. @chrisgeidner

148K Followers 8K Following Subscribe to @lawdorknews for SCOTUS and other legal news. News tips or appearances: [email protected] Me: Sober. Queer. Bipolar. Buckeye. (He/him.)

Foreskin Princess ✈.. @EmilioEmm

17K Followers 5K Following Like hella gay. PhD in American Dad & Futurama. AvGeek, Trekkie, Gaymer.

Constitutional law professor, political scientist | Dawg & Tar Heel | Author of Rot and Revival: The History of Constitutional Law in American Political Dev. ⬇️

Anthony Michael Kreis @AnthonyMKreis

70K Followers 10K Following Constitutional law professor, political scientist | Dawg & Tar Heel | Author of Rot and Revival: The History of Constitutional Law in American Political Dev. ⬇️

sad gay tenor for hire. currently: TEETH at Playwrights Horizons (Brad/Tobey/Ryan understudy). original music streaming everywhere.

Sean Doherty @seandoherty

26K Followers 5K Following sad gay tenor for hire. currently: TEETH at Playwrights Horizons (Brad/Tobey/Ryan understudy). original music streaming everywhere.

Costco Hotdog @gayspud

24K Followers 3K Following aspiring butcher/ghost hunter | He/Him | 18+ (sometimes, mostly) I 1.5 trillion followers on TikTok

Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. lpeitzman@gmail.com

Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman

80K Followers 4K Following Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. [email protected]

Historian of LGBTQ culture & nightlife. Assistant Professor of American Studies @CSUF. Probably listening to Motown or disco right now. He/him. @GayGuides

Eric Gonzaba @EGonzaba

14K Followers 11K Following Historian of LGBTQ culture & nightlife. Assistant Professor of American Studies @CSUF. Probably listening to Motown or disco right now. He/him. @GayGuides

Lukas Pietrzak @Ltpietrzak

24K Followers 2K Following An Internet guy with @NTIAgov, Board Member @CapitalPrideDC, and Cobie’s dad | Opinions are my own | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

james @jamesholod

17K Followers 4K Following theater kid (derogatory). rep'd by Lucy Powis @ Michael Moore Agency

Jonelle Silos @JonelleSil

1 Followers 130 Following

DanaEden @65X5Gz42omA6zu

0 Followers 234 Following

Oralee Camire @OCamire18906

46 Followers 5K Following

GraceJuliet @0gJrhN7f7p3ym1r

0 Followers 370 Following

Elliana Otterson @ellia_otter

1 Followers 118 Following

Terwrau @TerwrauG1kT2H

2 Followers 219 Following

Breanna Nazarian @BreannaN53692

0 Followers 135 Following

HedySidney @D2R2Wz3TQ5Sc8lg

1 Followers 319 Following

PrimaHerbert @cKp7I4k3BA0Ck

3 Followers 323 Following

Not Any Use @NotAnyUse

2K Followers 2K Following Lawyer. Corpse law hobbyist. I promise you don’t know me.

Safia Prusinski @PrusinskiS66839

59 Followers 5K Following

ausler @joyfunningham

219 Followers 974 Following Artist & Cat Enthusiast. Failed Musician

Matthew Vitous @MatthewVitous

14 Followers 3K Following

꧁ R I L E Y ꧂ @RileyTX

2K Followers 2K Following We came to this place for magic // he/they // Intl Relations 🌍 & Labor Law ⚒️//🏳️‍🌈// insta: @rileywadetx // ♒️

NATIONAL BESTSELLER - D-DAY GIRLS: Spies Who Armed the Resistance, Sabotaged Nazis, & Helped Win WWII + FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA https://t.co/Zg4Wb3EHeB

Sarah Rose @thesarahrose

6K Followers 2K Following NATIONAL BESTSELLER - D-DAY GIRLS: Spies Who Armed the Resistance, Sabotaged Nazis, & Helped Win WWII + FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA https://t.co/Zg4Wb3EHeB

Josh Seefried @JoshSeefried

Savannah Fleurantin @SavannahFl7524

12 Followers 3K Following 🌸Savannah ~ 18 ~ Lets Chat👇🧡

Angela Leon🇺🇸�.. @AngelaLeon97

1K Followers 364 Following I like to go to the farthest place to watch the sunrise

Irina Ilalio @iri_ila

22 Followers 4K Following 👉Irina / Lets Have Fun👇

Imani Stevenson @ImaniSteve73268

29 Followers 4K Following ☺️Imani 22 Lets Cam👇👉

Charleigh Mcmunn @CharleighM64011

69 Followers 5K Following

Garxianavi @garxianavi

56 Followers 444 Following

is it summer 🌵 yet.. @kitjenks

616 Followers 2K Following He/him. If it's gay or video game related, I probably will follow/RT. Animal Crossing Stan SW-0025-3600-8927

jonathan. @chaoschupacabra

6K Followers 961 Following leaving Twitter: @chaoschupacabra on threads/bsky

The happiest wayfaring stranger you'll ever meet. Cinema and History @AmericanU. Writing about why we watch movies at https://t.co/dd9Q61iFsr. He/Him/His.

ptklein @ptklein

14K Followers 2K Following The happiest wayfaring stranger you'll ever meet. Cinema and History @AmericanU. Writing about why we watch movies at https://t.co/dd9Q61iFsr. He/Him/His.

Married to John Schroeder, proud dad, political junkie, masters swimmer, Chief of Staff @CSULB. 🏳️‍🌈 #GoBeach @LBGrunions. Opinions/follows/retweets all mine.

Chris Fowler (he/him/.. @ChrisFowlerLBC

212 Followers 976 Following Married to John Schroeder, proud dad, political junkie, masters swimmer, Chief of Staff @CSULB. 🏳️‍🌈 #GoBeach @LBGrunions. Opinions/follows/retweets all mine.

adam @adamsbeck

9K Followers 3K Following never fight uphill, me boys.

Andria Us @UsAndria1246

22 Followers 4K Following 👠Andria . 22 . Lets Chat👇💜

Kayla @alexisdarden31

83 Followers 642 Following Feeling good, living better than that.

Mckenzie Stacker @MckenzStack

81 Followers 5K Following

Rhea Douyon @RDouyo

21 Followers 3K Following

Cora Jaure @CoraJaure53199

33 Followers 5K Following

I m single here....if you are single also here is my telegram user @vicmia22 and my zangi number is 1090377504 you can text me anytime 🤍🤍

Mary Matosa @mary_matos2981

2K Followers 6K Following I m single here....if you are single also here is my telegram user @vicmia22 and my zangi number is 1090377504 you can text me anytime 🤍🤍

Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros

8K Followers 9K Following Rock Creek Park 🏞️ Local Policy 🏛️ Folk Music 🪕 Comms for Community 🗣 Soccer All The Time ⚽

the deeps state @deepduh

296 Followers 1K Following roughly thought out opinions and unverified gossip. formerly a bison.

Kevin @khcraig20

687 Followers 790 Following Colby ‘24 | Views are my own, rt/likes ≠ endorsement

Nicky Meyerson @nicky_meyerson

187 Followers 3K Following I dont tweet

Esther Smith @virgilio_tarik

3 Followers 191 Following

Huda Sohrabi @HuSohrab

64 Followers 5K Following

Kaelyn Wry @KaelynWry61982

89 Followers 5K Following

Estrella Spannaus @ESpannaus42656

17 Followers 2K Following 💌22 - Lets CamChat👇💙

DistrictTranscripts @DC_Transcripts

297 Followers 5K Following Landscape Architect @weitzmanschool alum, 3rd Gen D.C. Native #BIPOC #BLM 🌳✊🏿🏳️‍🌈

Merrill Willcutt @MerrilWillcut

79 Followers 5K Following

Ape Charlie @ApeCharlie1

281 Followers 1K Following

Rosaria Suarez @RSuarez28696

9 Followers 3K Following

Keva Demarco @KDemarco72974

12 Followers 3K Following Lets Have Fun👇😛

Joella Dimpson @JoelDimps

35 Followers 5K Following

Kizzie Haubrick @HaubriKizz

40 Followers 5K Following

Kamilla Novak @regster15

116 Followers 765 Following “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance”

Academic RatKing @OneMetricDylan

607 Followers 982 Following Often studying brain chemicals & sometimes art🔬🏳️‍🌈👨‍🔬🧠 header by @oh_cthuluwu

JP @jpbrammer

169K Followers 3K Following Writer. Illustrator. Award-winning Joto.

Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.

Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark

216K Followers 5K Following Currently @MaintenancePod and @IfBooksPod. Formerly @YoureWrongAbout, @HuffPost, @Highline. Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.

cats ate her face. ex @BuzzFeedNews @abcnews @triplej. words in @nytimes @rollingstone @thedailybeast @slate @vulture @thecut @yahoonews

David Mack @davidmackau

106K Followers 2K Following cats ate her face. ex @BuzzFeedNews @abcnews @triplej. words in @nytimes @rollingstone @thedailybeast @slate @vulture @thecut @yahoonews

taking a break from stuff, ashley@ashleyfeinberg.com

Ashley Feinberg (ashl.. @ashleyfeinberg

209K Followers 1K Following taking a break from stuff, [email protected]

Steve Morris @stevemorris__

18K Followers 815 Following Senior politics boy @TheRecount. Google it first

anthony musa @anthonydmusa

13K Followers 3K Following VP for @capitalpridedc 🇺🇸🇦🇫🇲🇽✡️🏳️‍🌈🌵☀️personal account

Chris “Law Dork” .. @chrisgeidner

148K Followers 8K Following Subscribe to @lawdorknews for SCOTUS and other legal news. News tips or appearances: [email protected] Me: Sober. Queer. Bipolar. Buckeye. (He/him.)

Foreskin Princess ✈.. @EmilioEmm

17K Followers 5K Following Like hella gay. PhD in American Dad & Futurama. AvGeek, Trekkie, Gaymer.

Zach @zjfrank13

113K Followers 973 Following I hate the headlines and the weather • Nashville • 29 • He/Him/His

Matt McDermott @mattmfm

80K Followers 2K Following Democratic Pollster & Strategist • Senior Vice President @ Whitman Insight Strategies • @VictoryFund Board

Anthony Michael Kreis @AnthonyMKreis

70K Followers 10K Following Constitutional law professor, political scientist | Dawg & Tar Heel | Author of Rot and Revival: The History of Constitutional Law in American Political Dev. ⬇️

Sean Doherty @seandoherty

26K Followers 5K Following sad gay tenor for hire. currently: TEETH at Playwrights Horizons (Brad/Tobey/Ryan understudy). original music streaming everywhere.

Costco Hotdog @gayspud

24K Followers 3K Following aspiring butcher/ghost hunter | He/Him | 18+ (sometimes, mostly) I 1.5 trillion followers on TikTok

Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman

80K Followers 4K Following Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. [email protected]

DIISCREET @DiscreetLatino

20K Followers 1K Following For legal reasons this is a joke. He/him.

Staff writer at The New Yorker. Author of “Cue The Sun!: The Invention of Reality TV,” out 6/25. Insta/Threads/Bluesky: emilynussbaum

Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum

277K Followers 2K Following Staff writer at The New Yorker. Author of “Cue The Sun!: The Invention of Reality TV,” out 6/25. Insta/Threads/Bluesky: emilynussbaum

Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa

79K Followers 5K Following lycan sub scribe • writer • film programmer • literature phd • any pronouns https://t.co/BAMvG5ycsU

Strident homosexual. Pediatrician who swears. Bylines hither and yon. Beauty’s where you find it. 🌈 Formerly ambiguously notable. he/him

Daniel Summers @WFKARS

79K Followers 4K Following Strident homosexual. Pediatrician who swears. Bylines hither and yon. Beauty’s where you find it. 🌈 Formerly ambiguously notable. he/him

Eric Gonzaba @EGonzaba

14K Followers 11K Following Historian of LGBTQ culture & nightlife. Assistant Professor of American Studies @CSUF. Probably listening to Motown or disco right now. He/him. @GayGuides

George @gpdr0meter

46K Followers 2K Following That smirking whore from Highgarden. Tar Heel for life. https://t.co/EA9l0M0LXE

Liz Gil @LizCGil

24K Followers 6K Following startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎

The official one-stop-shop for conventions, entertainment, sporting and cultural events in the nation's capital. We make DC happen! ✨

Events DC @TheEventsDC

18K Followers 2K Following The official one-stop-shop for conventions, entertainment, sporting and cultural events in the nation's capital. We make DC happen! ✨

Recovering political pollster (formerly @gsg), current market researcher, and election nerd. Spreadsheets help me relax. Views are my own.

Adam Carlson @admcrlsn

10K Followers 2K Following Recovering political pollster (formerly @gsg), current market researcher, and election nerd. Spreadsheets help me relax. Views are my own.

Not Any Use @NotAnyUse

2K Followers 2K Following Lawyer. Corpse law hobbyist. I promise you don’t know me.

꧁ R I L E Y ꧂ @RileyTX

2K Followers 2K Following We came to this place for magic // he/they // Intl Relations 🌍 & Labor Law ⚒️//🏳️‍🌈// insta: @rileywadetx // ♒️

Principal @FenwayStrat, former senior White House speechwriter to @POTUS, devoted Mainer, alleged lawyer, author of THE LIFE OF THE WORLD TO COME (St. Martin's)

Dan Cluchey @dancluchey

3K Followers 924 Following Principal @FenwayStrat, former senior White House speechwriter to @POTUS, devoted Mainer, alleged lawyer, author of THE LIFE OF THE WORLD TO COME (St. Martin's)

@cal alum + lecturer; AI/software engineer; elections + modeling @SplitTicket_. Chelsea ⚽, Sharks 🏒, Giants ⚾. ✉️ lakshya@splitticket.org. views my own. he/him

Lakshya Jain @lxeagle17

44K Followers 2K Following @cal alum + lecturer; AI/software engineer; elections + modeling @SplitTicket_. Chelsea ⚽, Sharks 🏒, Giants ⚾. ✉️ [email protected]. views my own. he/him

deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald

6K Followers 754 Following views are my own unless they are retweets. those are somebody else's.

Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn

214K Followers 546 Following Radical Liftist | 28 | 🏳️‍🌈

Dead Internet At Its .. @DeadTheory__

78K Followers 41 Following Posting the funniest and dumbest blue check bots. Submissions can be done via DM, @ ing us, or in our Discord server.

River_Tam @RiverTamYDN

4K Followers 297 Following Global Head of Financial Services @Blackstone | 'The most influential Mitt Romney fangirl on Twitter' -Nassim Taleb

Basil☀️🧦🧡 (.. @LinkofSunshine

21K Followers 1K Following bullshit femboy. 21 - the one good lib - New AND Old Amsterdam - LFGM ✡️ @linkbutalt Our most beautiful days: we haven't seen yet.

MI House member, 44th District; former Calhoun County, MI commissioner; McCroskey Law partner, staffing the Battle Creek, MI office.

Jim Haadsma @JimHaadsma

1K Followers 266 Following MI House member, 44th District; former Calhoun County, MI commissioner; McCroskey Law partner, staffing the Battle Creek, MI office.

Finnegans Take @LittleMammith

5K Followers 2K Following The biggest dork in the world pondering the bleak lives of others

Internet analyst writing at Infinite Scroll. Founder @CNLiberalism. Carly Rae Jepsen stan. Send me the worst tweets on this site. https://t.co/xONcXY5PQv

Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns

26K Followers 1 Following Internet analyst writing at Infinite Scroll. Founder @CNLiberalism. Carly Rae Jepsen stan. Send me the worst tweets on this site. https://t.co/xONcXY5PQv

Alex Wayne @VictimRoyalty

58K Followers 1K Following Hotboxing the criterion closet.

Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros

8K Followers 9K Following Rock Creek Park 🏞️ Local Policy 🏛️ Folk Music 🪕 Comms for Community 🗣 Soccer All The Time ⚽

Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously

223K Followers 3K Following I miss Neopets. | Founding Host of ‘What a Day’ from @crookedmedia | @SundanceOrg Alum | OBVIOUSLY is out NOW📗

Deputy editor @ForeignPolicy. Wrote Bloody White Baron, The Death of Mao, and upcoming Heaven's Empires. Married to @larsonchristina. DC, ex-Beijing. He/him.

James Palmer @BeijingPalmer

71K Followers 2K Following Deputy editor @ForeignPolicy. Wrote Bloody White Baron, The Death of Mao, and upcoming Heaven's Empires. Married to @larsonchristina. DC, ex-Beijing. He/him.

Sofia 🥔 @fairylilymyth

2K Followers 832 Following I’m in the CIA. We’re here to help. ❤️

working on myself (figuring out all the ways I’m better than everyone who has wronged me.) she/her, follows/RTs =/= agreement. please publish my book.

Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer

24K Followers 933 Following working on myself (figuring out all the ways I’m better than everyone who has wronged me.) she/her, follows/RTs =/= agreement. please publish my book.

Hannah Posts @HannahPosted

4K Followers 1K Following You never can tell with bees

ptklein @ptklein

14K Followers 2K Following The happiest wayfaring stranger you'll ever meet. Cinema and History @AmericanU. Writing about why we watch movies at https://t.co/dd9Q61iFsr. He/Him/His.

he / him, 🏳️‍🌈 ✝️. i work on IR and security policy but mainly tweet about richard nixon, 60s americana, and film. design lead for @TNOmod.

QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid

4K Followers 134 Following he / him, 🏳️‍🌈 ✝️. i work on IR and security policy but mainly tweet about richard nixon, 60s americana, and film. design lead for @TNOmod.

Sam Parker @samprkr

1K Followers 1K Following Digital Strategist for the Left @MiddleSeatCo member @CWG_Workers | he/him | This is a SCOTUS hate account!!

Calcuslut @calcuslut

5K Followers 92 Following Happy go lucky guy | 29M | 🏳️‍🌈🔞

Ex-diplomat. Interested in the polite liberals who run the US empire. Currently seeking literary representation. He/him/او/o.

A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle

12K Followers 3K Following Ex-diplomat. Interested in the polite liberals who run the US empire. Currently seeking literary representation. He/him/او/o.

Jackson @im_sorry_wtf

4K Followers 798 Following Maps, Politics, and hot Michigan takes | Architecture & Urbanism Student | now on Instagram and Threads at @Michigan_Maps

Billy Easley II @billyez2

3K Followers 5K Following DC Advisory Neighborhood Commissioner (1A10) Senior Public Policy Lead @Reddit UVA Law' 13 Would rather be playing D&D

bob's burgers urbanis.. @yhdistyminen

15K Followers 5K Following 🎲 land tax 🔰 weightlifting 🏋️ dadposting 👶 black metal ⚔️

Social Justice organizer. Passions: Queer Liberation 🏳️‍🌈 & Asian Food 🥡 San Diegan by birth, Washingtonian (DC) at ♥️, Hong Konger by stomach (he/him)

🧧 Jon Wong 黃智�.. @thewongmann

1K Followers 1K Following Social Justice organizer. Passions: Queer Liberation 🏳️‍🌈 & Asian Food 🥡 San Diegan by birth, Washingtonian (DC) at ♥️, Hong Konger by stomach (he/him)

Lana Del Gay @McClellandShane

22K Followers 20K Following Attorney⚖️ Author📚 Gourmand🍽️🍷 Gardener🌱 Weirdo Witch👻🌙 Podcaster🎙️@TheQFilesPod🎧Sometimes on TV 📺 he/him ⬇️

Matt @worsematt

2K Followers 135 Following himbo-coded

ruff @Dusterz

21K Followers 722 Following president of florida

Emma Brockway @emmabrockway_

742 Followers 846 Following Labor & Employment lawyer | Co-Chair of the @TFN Board of Directors ⚖️🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)

Lawyer for brands, agencies, and creators. Focusing on marketing & ecommerce issues | Former @gt_law | Ableton enthusiast | https://t.co/4uF71xUjqi

Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw

13K Followers 888 Following Lawyer for brands, agencies, and creators. Focusing on marketing & ecommerce issues | Former @gt_law | Ableton enthusiast | https://t.co/4uF71xUjqi

Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage

7K Followers 410 Following bicoastal effete || mom has entered the charm bracelet phase of menopause || opinions my own unless they're cringe

tré easton @treeaston

12K Followers 1K Following now: head senate snob™ | previously: deputy senate snob™ + director of lavender scare vengeance. | opinions mine (duh). | He/Him

michael (taylor's ver.. @thatgreenelight

487 Followers 481 Following cohost of @TheBibleBoys. he/him. not a lot going on at the moment

Mamma Mia! OOC Clips and Pics from the Super Mario Universe official or not. DM's always open. Run by @WarioWorldGCN. Co run by @CursedMario

No Context Super Mari.. @SuperMarioOOC85

97K Followers 301 Following Mamma Mia! OOC Clips and Pics from the Super Mario Universe official or not. DM's always open. Run by @WarioWorldGCN. Co run by @CursedMario

Jake LaRochelle @jakelro

846 Followers 788 Following 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

sDub @seancdub

3K Followers 640 Following

out of context 30 Roc.. @30rockposts

19K Followers 4 Following

Dhaaruni ✨✨✨ @dhaaruni

3K Followers 795 Following Final woman. All opinions are my own.

JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

74K Followers 997 Following concerning hobbits, faith, & pop culture sign up for my LOTR newsletter at https://t.co/k22jTDs8Bj @JokienWTolkien & @HEvangelical admin merch & other socials ⬇️

JH (moving to NYC) @writeclimbrun

49K Followers 54K Following writer. fae legal scholar. aphantasiac.

Homestar Runner Wiki @hrwiki

4K Followers 1 Following

scotty @plathiandc

5K Followers 1K Following like a dog in a thunder storm

JP @jpbrammer

39 minutes ago

I'm rereading old journal entries and they're all like "Today I cooked a dinner of a salmon fillet, seasoned differently than usual. No one has told me how seriously to take the coup. The vaccine has been announced. I am thinking of Paul's chest. Goodness, I will die."

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wuf •̀⩊•́ @bong_rot

6 hours ago

Gay guys are so twisted you’ll be like “one of my hobbies is pickling” and instantly they’ll be like “ok wait I’ve always wanted to blow a guy while he heated up vinegar 🫣”

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Zack Budryk @BudrykZack

a hour ago

Me (slightly louder): I said the last time Drake was under this much fire, it, it was from the, the Spanish Armada! Hot girl: No I heard you, I just found it contrived and sweaty.

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omelas food truck festival @garethlwatkins

13 hours ago

Do people think that PhD topics are like 'English: What are the top five books?'

Jack Stilgoe @Jackstilgoe

14 hours ago

Well I think this PhD topic sounds fascinating

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II HANDS II HEAVEN II FURIOUS @JCov1

2 hours ago

Looking for now Under 40 only Only play together

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

2 hours ago

Omar Apollo and Luca Guadagnino for the 2024 #MetGala

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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious

2 hours ago

Wow. What an honor!

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Elric of Melniboné @ArmorofIre

a day ago

Drake’s buddies looking at him right now

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Deep Sense of Creeping DreⱯd 2024 @Deve_Dy

5 hours ago

This man has died at least eleven times

BrianMier @BrianMteleSUR

6 hours ago

Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro is back in the hospital with a rare skin infection. The doctors announced that the antibiotics are working, but he's being transferred from Manaus to a hospital in Brasilia today.

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gail @yungmtngoat

a day ago

Me when he starts running away with the history round

cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2024

a day ago

The hottest thing a man can do is be good at trivia

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jay @kendallhosseini

2 hours ago

he looks like hes been cut out of the image on photoshop

@23metgala @23metgala

2 hours ago

Bad Bunny on the way to The 2024 #MetGala

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t @ImTheMoff

a day ago

I wish I spoke French. I wonder that this says

Saint Michael @saintmichael422

a day ago

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Rob @robertguenette

2 hours ago

I love when someone has a “professional” twitter and you scroll through their likes to find breadcrumbs of their other interests to figure out if they’re actually fun or not

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Frank Costa @feistyfrank

3 hours ago

Jack Schlossberg has arrived at the #MetGala 💚 @JBKSchlossberg

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Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma

3 hours ago

something a lot of centrist types don’t seem to quite get is that electing Trump will make all the progressive culture war stuff they hate ramp back up—society and culture tends to act in a thermostatic way away from whoever holds the White House

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Hai Giang @giangyhai

9 hours ago

Came out as bisexual to my fiancé and his response was “oh that’s cool, I thought you were going to say something bad”. I love having a supportive partner.