ALIEN DADDY @wtfcohen
day eight of being awake Joined July 2015-
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*spencer shay voice when he found carly kissing the bad boy* OH MY GOD
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was the girl with the vagina teeth hot? how did her face look? she gotta rack? jw
I wore a pair of sunnies outside for 15 minutes today and already I have a weird ass tan on my cheeks cool
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I Literally Don't Know What To Say.
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summer days , DRIFTIN AWAY , to uh oh those summer nights .
I keep thinking about those dogs that are like the size of three humans
// hey guys this shouldn't be too big of a problem but im working today (from home) until like 8 pst so my activity may be spotty !!!!!!
im actually attending class today somebody offer me an award perhaps a medal or a million dollars
why ... what does pubic hair have to do with anything they still the same parts they still gonna do the same thing
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me: *says im gonna go jack it* me: *actually doing this*
im just sitting here debating on what to do because I know Sicily will kill me if I don't give her a wcw but I cba
IM A FUCKBOY!!!! @gdifinn
78 Followers 158 Following just took a shit so big my stomach growled at me like bro quit shittin we need that to survive
MIRANDA SINGS @nsfwcarol
11 Followers 73 Following @atkinsgdi: Raphael showed Jafar his minion , and Raphael felt uncomfortable when Jafar's long, hard, throbbing cockimus could be seen through his pants
ZOOVIER @stfukyong
28 Followers 67 Following @wydcrystal: @stfukyong u remind me of happiness and flowers and adorable things like kittens and bunnies
BURT MACKLIN, FBI @gilgtfo
13 Followers 56 Following
MITT ROMNEY UPDATES @bowiecba
23 Followers 84 Following @50cent: Ok I'm in the studio and I think I just smoked crack and im crying cause I'm not gonna stop. Can anyone help me ?lol
GWENY FRoM THE BLOCK @tfwgwen
15 Followers 74 Following @JODYHiGHROLLER: MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR EYEBROWS WAXED BEFORE YOU TALK SMACK
TINKERBELL @wydgarret
11 Followers 68 Following
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN @nahkaira
95 Followers 132 Following @gtgaly: KAIRA IS SPILLIN THE TRUTH TEA RIGHT NOW ! i'm in Love
IVY SULLIVAN @tfwclara
56 Followers 64 Following @zaynmalik: @NaughtyBoyMusic you fat joke stop pretending we're friends no one knows you
'laska rose @alaskarosegdi
18 Followers 54 Following if our love is insanity why are you my clarity.
reese raff @ctrlreese
103 Followers 128 Following @wtvrjafar: @ctrlreese reese U Put The Stars In The Sky ,my Bro
philomena @philofck
148 Followers 68 Following
banoodle @zephyrtmi
156 Followers 75 Following @tusabesicily: @zephyrtmi i dig ur vibes || http://t.co/S6K4usThgs
ZOOVIER @stfukyong
28 Followers 67 Following @wydcrystal: @stfukyong u remind me of happiness and flowers and adorable things like kittens and bunnies
*water gun* shoot me @STRiP4OLi
121 Followers 33 Following
jiao Momma @wydjiao
114 Followers 16 Following @rihanna: Fuck I look like ho? I look like yes and ya look like no
when he extra !!! @MIA4PREZ
223 Followers 77 Following @H8PHOENIX: God bless ur new icon When iwoke up this morning I Cried n asked Jesus to give me a sign Heaven Existed and then i saw ur icon and knew..
danny phantom @JINKIESKIT
176 Followers 38 Following @nsfwjared: kit looks like an emo boy but like a pretty emo boy
KANYE WEST @avafck
41 Followers 66 Following @fucktyler: i wanna go home fuck i should meditate and eat a flower or something
BURT MACKLIN, FBI @gilgtfo
13 Followers 56 Following
EMO KOALA @winonawyd
54 Followers 60 Following LEILANI OWNS THIS ASSHOLE ITS ONLY HERS TO TRASH AND MY COCKIMUS ONLY FITS INTO HER LOVEHOLE
Michael Barret @httpennie
15 Followers 3 Following
baby meme. @KEEGSNATION
101 Followers 23 Following @GUBLERNATION i am nothing more than a low grade warlock floating through space, telling stories while avoiding salad
MITT ROMNEY UPDATES @bowiecba
23 Followers 84 Following @50cent: Ok I'm in the studio and I think I just smoked crack and im crying cause I'm not gonna stop. Can anyone help me ?lol
TINKERBELL @wydgarret
11 Followers 68 Following
GWENY FRoM THE BLOCK @tfwgwen
15 Followers 74 Following @JODYHiGHROLLER: MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR EYEBROWS WAXED BEFORE YOU TALK SMACK
CAPHEUS VAN DAMME @wtvrjeong
53 Followers 77 Following Your biggest and best update account on everything Bryah Glover. Bryah Follows!
GENIE @httpxgenie
43 Followers 1 Following @arzE: is it more goth 2 wear a black band-aid or 2 leave the wound exposed?
banoodle @zephyrtmi
156 Followers 75 Following @tusabesicily: @zephyrtmi i dig ur vibes || http://t.co/S6K4usThgs
xxxx @ZOiNKSPHOENIX
154 Followers 1 Following
STAR BUTTERFLY @nsfwluna
199 Followers 35 Following @sureatlas: Luna is my precious gem of a sister and I hope that when Dec finally marries her I get to witness all that firsthand because it'd be perfect
WENDY DARLING @lunahtml
106 Followers 37 Following @tftyce: WHEN I THINK OF U. I THINK OF MY ASS MOONING SOMONE IN 6TH GRADE DOWN A CAR WINDOW. bae #friendshipgoals
TROY BOLTON @FFSCALEB
221 Followers 29 Following @fucktyler: You Popped A Molly? YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL. DAMN, YOU ARE SWAG! THATS SO TIGHT, YOU POPPED A FUCKING MOLLY.…
ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)�... @paisleywtvr
88 Followers 76 Following @nahkaira: @paisleywtvr BDHSJSS I MISSED MY WEEB ASS WIFE
IVY SULLIVAN @tfwclara
56 Followers 64 Following @zaynmalik: @NaughtyBoyMusic you fat joke stop pretending we're friends no one knows you
DANIEL DESARIO @nsfwrory
100 Followers 45 Following @atkinsgdi: @nsfwrory ur flower looked like a flower in a beautiful garden Rory . Nothing to be ashame of
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN @nahkaira
95 Followers 132 Following @gtgaly: KAIRA IS SPILLIN THE TRUTH TEA RIGHT NOW ! i'm in Love
HUNTer @mhmhunter
100 Followers 36 Following
de(lux)e @luxbtw
42 Followers 76 Following @tfwrobert: MY HEART IS GONNA BURSTS OUYT OF MY CHEST U ARE SOS SO .SO CUCTE I JUST WANAN KISS UR FOREHEAD
ROBIN HOOD @smhrobin
95 Followers 40 Following @niazgoteem: Yall act like iCarly was the only acting experience the 1D had. They've been acting like they love their fans for 5 years.
IM A FUCKBOY!!!! @gdifinn
78 Followers 158 Following just took a shit so big my stomach growled at me like bro quit shittin we need that to survive
phoenix's #1 stan @wtfaurora
62 Followers 62 Following @atkinsgdi: It wasn't Rory's mom it was just Aurora the house maid. Oh Aurora Its Just You, Rory said before continuing to pleasure Phoenix and Sean
reese raff @ctrlreese
103 Followers 128 Following @wtvrjafar: @ctrlreese reese U Put The Stars In The Sky ,my BroTrends for United States
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