WTF Prison @wtfprison

There is something wrong with your decision making process if you're using a urinal cake as an air freshener. Wait, you're in prison. #wtf

If you're going to blatantly break the rules, why would you do it during the only time I would be looking directly in your cell? #inmates

So, the only stamps we have for inmates do you say "freedom" on them

I'm fine with you watching the olympics, but you're watching you women's gymnastics a bit to attentively

Any reason you like wearing winter beanie in 100+ degree weather?

Why do you have a plastic bag under your dew rag?

It's a bit awkward being around inmates when they're watching shawshank redemption #prisonmoments

Plunger in one hand, popcorn and soup in the other. I don't even... #wtf #prison

It would seem that half corn rows and half Afro in a pony tail is the latest in prison fashion #wtf #prisonchic

Its the middle of the summer in the desert, why are you wearing sweat pants UNDER your jeans?! #wtf #prisonchic

In a warehouse like area with about 110 inmates at night and the power goes out... #ohshit #prison

Did you really need that banana that badly? #ambiguous #wtf #prison

Going to chapel under the pretense of a peaceful faith probably means you shouldn't have your friend hold your shank for you. #wtf #prison

This is not a slumber party. Get back to your own bed. And if one of you mentions Justin Bieber I will personally end you. #wtf #prison

This just in: the latest hardcore gangsta fashion style is princess Leia buns! #why #onlyinprison #wtf

Tv remotes aren't allowed, so they take a pen/pencil and make a long stick. Who needs to sit up to change the channel? #lazy #inmates #wtf

Which one of you thought microwaving bologna was a good idea? Now I'm gonna smell it all night. #inmates #prison #wtf

Never seen a 40+ year old man wash his shoes in a mop bucket with a bar of soap. Apparently it works though. #prison #wtf

on the topic of mounting things to walls: I've never seen toothpaste used quite like that before #wtf #prison

Ever used a bar of soap to mount something to your wall? It's ingenious and sublimely idiotic. It works though I suppose. #prison #wtf