Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

2 months ago

skinny girls: serious question. where are you guys all storing your organs these days? are they in your purse? i’m so confused. make it make sense.

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

3 months ago

another night w/ a low circling helicopter over allston, ma. this “usually” happens when there’s a stabbing, shooting or when some guy takes his mom’s head off w/ a machete then goes rogue bc being tased 3x doesn’t put him down. what, pray tell, might it be this time? 🙄🚁

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

4 months ago

lol @CityOfBoston setting massive snap traps rn in the rat colony outside my window. what in the bringing a plastic spork to a gun fight— r u guys, like, ok? one of the guys damn near lost an arm in one a second ago. 🤣 #teamrat. #vivalasrats.

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

4 months ago

just had such a lovely exchange w/ an @amazon driver in allston. (MA plate: AMTRAC) who saw me dash back to my car to move to a much closer opening spot to carry my AC in from. he held traffic for me then beeped & cheered me on. this man is a treasure. please be good to him. 🥹🫶🏻

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

4 months ago

i’ve worked professionally in pastry for the last 20 yrs, & the one thing that i’ve come to know as universal truth is that, nothing, & i mean NOTHING lights up almost any grown ass adult’s eyes quite like a perfectly made, warm chocolate chip cookie after dinner. NOTHING. 🥰🍪

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

4 months ago

shoutout to the @CityOfBoston for that whole allston #rat mass execution thing earlier this week. sh*t job guys. now we have an infestation of flies from the rotting bodies. any disease that was once on the ground has gone airborne. don’t kill if you can’t properly clean up! 😡🤢

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

5 months ago

HORRAY! 🥳 a 60-day extension to renew my license (THERE HAVE BEEN NO AVAILABLE APPTMTS SINCE MARCH.) soo like, i can legally drive a car again but i guess i’m SOL on verifying ID for a much needed job on thursday… 🤣 felt cute. might starve to death before having valid ID. 💁🏼‍♀️

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

6 months ago

if i ever come across someone bleeding to death on the side of the road, i’m gonna make sure i ask them first if they’ve ever owned or operated a gas powered leaf blower and then based on that information, decide whether i’m giving them first aid or not. #realtalk.

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

6 months ago

hey, @TidyCats. here’s your next tagline, on me: #tidycatsbreeze; it’s all fun & games ‘til somebody sh*ts their pants. bc holy moly. we just switched to this stuff. initially, solid 6/10. THEN diarrhea. imMEdiately NO. 2/10. never tf again. night, ruined. jail. guantanamo. 😭

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

6 months ago

just had to use a full sheet paper towel and it felt SO weird. sorry, but anyone who is still buying full sheet paper towels and not select-a-size at this point in the timeline of humanity is a sociopath & you can’t convince me otherwise. why do they even make them anymore?!

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

6 months ago

as a single woman witnessing the socioeconomic changes in boston over the last 10+ years… out of the men who can afford these $4500+/m rents, how come so few of them are tall and hot? why they all gotta be ugly, bald & short? i dunno, maybe it’s good that i’m being forced out?🧐

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

7 months ago

gotta give credit where credit is due. gen z does concerts right, man. as an elder emo, i appreciate that EVERYONE here is wearing earplugs and being so f*cking friendly it’s insane. IN BOSTON. yeah. let that sink in. 🤣

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Foxosaurus Rex 🦖👑 | meg fox @xfoxbox

7 months ago

we see you here in america. we see you, a president who acts out of true patriotism & love of his country, fighting for the good of its citizens. it is, & becomes clearer every day that we do not have that here. i wish our president was half the man you are, @ZelenskyyUa. 🇺🇸💙💛