Lobester @xiphoidprocess

big fan of nitpicking Joined January 2017

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

2 months ago

We have so much to learn from yet another Dem who knew first hand that Biden had dementia and chose to keep silent to advance their career

Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris

2 months ago

We have so much to learn from yet another Dem who knew first hand that Biden had dementia and chose to keep silent to advance their career

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Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather

4 months ago

Reminder that there is no war in Palestine. There is no Palestinian army, navy or air force. There is just Israel, slaughtering civilians & clearing land - which is called ethnic cleansing.

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Reminder: if you voted for a non-democratically selected presidential candidate in November, your lifetime ban of saying “democracy is on the ballot” or attending protests that imply you care about democracy (e.g. “No Kings”) is still in effect

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

4 months ago

Zohran winning would be incredible but it’ll just give Democratic voters the false hope that the party can be changed from within. They’ll be voting blue no matter who harder than ever.

Zephyr Teachout @ZephyrTeachout

4 months ago

Zohran winning would be incredible but it’ll just give Democratic voters the false hope that the party can be changed from within. They’ll be voting blue no matter who harder than ever.

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

9 months ago

Also Democrats: This is the most important election of our lifetime! Vote for our slate of pro-oil, pro-fracking candidates!

Democrats @TheDemocrats

9 months ago

Also Democrats: This is the most important election of our lifetime! Vote for our slate of pro-oil, pro-fracking candidates!

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

12 months ago

Damn, the @Browns backup alleged sexual assaulter looked way better yesterday than their first-string alleged sexual assaulter has all year. What an organization! #browns

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

12 months ago

Libs cancelling their WaPo subscription after a little funny business with an editorial. But will they cancel their subscription to the “Democratic” Party after they covered up Biden’s decline for years and then handpicked the next nominee with no primary?

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

a year ago

Cool that Charli XCX is getting so much love. Just sucks that Brat is her worst album. #charlixcx #brat

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

a year ago

What kind of maniac posts a video on Yelp

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

a year ago

Yeah, naw. I’ll just wipe my hands on my shorts, thanks

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a year ago

Hims be like: “we’ll ship your boner pills discreetly” Also hims: “hey everyone this is what a box of boner pills looks like”

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

a year ago

No but seriously. Who is zooming whom??

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

2 years ago

Last workout at my hometown gym before I move out of state. Can’t wait to find my new gym and discover who the assholes are there who hog seven machines at a time during their circuits.

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

2 years ago

they don’t make rom coms like they used to

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

2 years ago

Thank you Sleepless in Seattle. I now know that people with allergies suck and are not marriage material

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

2 years ago

Somewhere a man’s phone is ringing who has chosen “bad to the bone” as his ringtone

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2 years ago

Might fuck around and unite all Americans by creating a third party built on the promise of incarcerating all drivers with vanity plates

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Lobester @xiphoidprocess

2 years ago

Me at work where I manage staff: Here’s a Bluetooth speaker. Connect your phone & listen to whatever you want as loudly as you want Anyone under 35: Nah, I’ll just crank the music on my phone speakers & provide the most miserable listening experience for everyone within 200 feet