ugly bag of mostly water @yamocsauce

all veiws expressed are jokes. probably not even my own jokes. don't worry about it. she/her yxe treaty 6 avi by https://t.co/OziunUveTn bethani-jade.squarespace.com/blog the moon Joined June 2020

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ugly bag of mostly water @yamocsauce

5 years ago

Harold darts outside and walks to the end of the sidewalk before curling into a ball yowling because he is too cold. I let him back inside where he proceeds to hiss and growl at me for personally freezing his lil paws. Now he is meowing at the door again to go back outside. Cats.

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Louis Virtel @louisvirtel

5 years ago

Did you know that if someone annoys you on social media you can unfollow them and you will never think of them again

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✨ @Cosmicenergy_

5 years ago

Gemini! your most toxic match is Scorpio. It’s way too difficult to understand each other.

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C. the Messenger ☿️🃏 @thewaterbxtch

5 years ago

Toxic positivity is a thing, being all love & light & positive all the time means you're repressing your emotions & it's not healthy at all. Sadness & anger are emotions that need to be acknowledged & understood so you can learn from them.

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Annalee @LeeFlower

5 years ago

Hi Twitter —a useful term for you: "the glass escalator." The opposite of the glass ceiling; it describes the way that men (specifically white men) in majority - women fields get fast-tracked for promotions, raises, and other opportunities.

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Samantha Hannah @thesammyhannah

5 years ago

every time i see a cat i point at it and say, 'omg it's a lawyer'

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ugly bag of mostly water @yamocsauce

5 years ago

I gave myself a cookie for getting out of bed today - this cold weather can go to hell!

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ugly bag of mostly water @yamocsauce

5 years ago

Nooooooooooooooooooo

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elle chronique @ellechronique

5 years ago

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 #yxe #DLWS

Ciara Yaschuk @CiaraYaschuk

5 years ago

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 #yxe #DLWS

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donny @MlNDMELD

5 years ago

swag

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ugly bag of mostly water @yamocsauce

5 years ago

I did not expect whisper of the heart to be so anxiety inducing lmao and now I will never get country road out of my head, worst before bed choice lol

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charlie @chunkbardey

5 years ago

so much of the pleasure of having a cat is getting to watch this creature make decisions that will always be at least partially inscrutable to you. it’s such a pleasure, inexhaustibly fascinating because cats can’t speak or explain. like why did you go over there

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Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays

5 years ago

Mindy Kaling shows you what a mic drop looks like

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ugly bag of mostly water @yamocsauce

5 years ago

where do I meet this bf

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Enterprise Computer @EnterpriseCPU

5 years ago

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Eric Bell @eric_bellMB

5 years ago

The horribly cold weather has got me right back into the “late afternoon nap” habit and honestly I’m not mad about it

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Deep Space Fine @thisismewhatevs

5 years ago

Popping on this account to say some dudes names Spock and Kirk (?) are apparently in love. Not sure haven't watched the show but these bitches look romantic as hell. Good for them.

Star Trek @StarTrek

5 years ago

Popping on this account to say some dudes names Spock and Kirk (?) are apparently in love. Not sure haven't watched the show but these bitches look romantic as hell. Good for them. https://t.co/OKGIfAgHiN