adult size baby with adult teeth @yap_that_fool

i think i speak for everyone when i say that we want the new logo back!

Cracker Barrel @CrackerBarrel

2 weeks ago

i think i speak for everyone when i say that we want the new logo back!

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*suddenly remembering I set up recurring $500 payments to that lady who called a child the n word at a playground* uhh no cracker barrel tonight honey. Its gone woke

Literally would have to leave the table you should all be ashamed

Puppies 🐶 @PuppiesIover

2 weeks ago

Literally would have to leave the table you should all be ashamed

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out-naturaling your 24 year old girlfriend rules this is peak white boy summer material

David Amerson’s burner @rollmfpack

4 weeks ago

out-naturaling your 24 year old girlfriend rules this is peak white boy summer material

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"leftist" but you won't let me fuck "disability advocate" but you won't let me fuck "community care" but you won't let me fuck "we keep us safe" but you won't let me fuck "do no harm" but you won't let me fuck "liberation for all" but you won't let me fuck

My GPA was 0 and I got 0 on my SAT and I spent all my free time jacking off and I got into every school in the world @CBSNews @CNN @ABC @NBCNews

My sweet Princess

i go to your band’s instagram account and the bio is the @ of everyone in the band? ya lost me

Similar vein but in case you guys weren't aware 'decimate' does not mean totally destroy and 'penultimate' does not just mean big important thing

largest rodent @capybaroness

4 months ago

Similar vein but in case you guys weren't aware 'decimate' does not mean totally destroy and 'penultimate' does not just mean big important thing

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Sorry but if you debate someone for 5 HOURS that’s your friend. You guys like each other. I don’t care if you’re hurling the worst insults known to man. If you can keep a conversation going for 5 hours straight that’s literally your boy

And yes, I got a picture with the ball

I WOULD DO IT IF YOU ASKED, LORD! 🙏✝️

Being a picky eater is a moral failing

Ayushi @ShutupAyushiii

7 months ago

Being a picky eater is a moral failing

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Not only is this just a straight-up nasty thing to do, why would this author waste an acknowledgement on some jab at a much better author rather than dedicating a book to someone in his life

ava @danyakgae

8 months ago

Not only is this just a straight-up nasty thing to do, why would this author waste an acknowledgement on some jab at a much better author rather than dedicating a book to someone in his life

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I was almost a sch00l sh00ter.

I think this album will have Jane Doe-like regard in about 10 years

Rawest Album Covers @RawestAlbums

8 months ago

I think this album will have Jane Doe-like regard in about 10 years

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Bro us [ETHNIC IDENTITY]’s we do things a bit different, we love food, we respect our grandmas, and family is everything!

Happy to be back in the classroom. My 2nd graders got to learn a lot about bipolar disorder.