Not Yoko Ono @yokohnono
I love dancing. I think it's better to dance, than to fill a dozen koalas full of helium and float them into the sun. peas.ac.uk Not New York Joined September 2010-
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If this weather keeps getting warmer, perhaps our brains will finally hatch.
If you stand far enough away from a city, it looks like you can pick it up and keep it in your hat, you can't though. An afternoon wasted.
Don't think of it as walking in the rain, instead, imagine that you are swimming standing up.
You can put a cowboy hat on an alsatian, but that doesn't make him a sheriff.
To an ant, aeroplanes must look like slightly larger, further away ants.
That isn't rain, the sea just got bored of waiting for you to go and visit it.
Imagine that clouds are floating piñatas, what would they be full of? Yes. A jockey's tears, but why is he so sad?
Age is more than just a number, it is also a word. Which when tipped on it's side, looks like a tiny man going down a slide in a coffee pot.
A squirrel on a skateboard is still only a squirrel, on a skateboard.
If we all faced in the same direction, and blinked at exactly the same time, could we move the earth like a sailboat?
We are all raindrops, sometimes we fall, but then sometimes we form a great big puddle. Call your grandma today.
Pick a dream, any dream. Don't show it to anyone, now, put it back in your head. ZIMBIMZAZZOO! Was it the one where your face was a bee?
Soup you eat alone is just soup, soup you eat together is a swimming pool.
Where is your shadow right now? Shush! Just point, you don't want to startle it. OK. Good. Now on 3, dive and cuddle. Ready? 1... 2... 3-GO!
Imagine if an elephant's tail was actually it's trunk and vice versa, and they've been tricking us all this time. Why would they do that?
Imagine your tongue as a rainbow and your words are the pot of gold at it's end, but watch out for leprechauns.
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