Mr. Steal Your Treats @yournatemate
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Lord help me for this, but I kinda liked the Jerry Seinfeld pop tart movie It had whimsy! Please, Hollywood comedies, bring back whimsy!
Backstage, my stomach churns. In my back waistband, a .44 Remington Magnum. I can almost feel it vibrate with anticipation. The Producer turns to me. “Remember, you got one minute, don’t run the light. You ready?” I am ready. I am always ready. I am going to Kill Tony
The 1 DC United game we went to we were dead broke and got free tickets. Parking was $60. Sixty dollars. DC United made my wife cry and it will be a cold day in hell before I financially support them again P.S. a bag of M&Ms was $10
The 1 DC United game we went to we were dead broke and got free tickets. Parking was $60. Sixty dollars. DC United made my wife cry and it will be a cold day in hell before I financially support them again P.S. a bag of M&Ms was $10
So happy my parents let me be raised by local neighborhood dogs Pros: Parents didn’t brainwash me with their perspective Cons: illiterate until age 27, hundreds of citations for public urination (a small price to pay for intellectual freedom)
So happy my parents let me be raised by local neighborhood dogs Pros: Parents didn’t brainwash me with their perspective Cons: illiterate until age 27, hundreds of citations for public urination (a small price to pay for intellectual freedom)
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Maybe we can get Jerry Reinsdorf to sell if we convince MAGA that calling the team White Sox instead of White Socks is a capitulation to the woke mob
Starting a campaign to rehabilitate The Idol Fun, outrageous, very funny, convinced all the folks that piled on it didn’t get or even try to get what it was going for
*Johnny Cash American VII demo tape* And you could have it all My empire of Nookie So take that cookie I will make you hurt
Third eye fully open 👁️
Third eye fully open 👁️ https://t.co/L5GcuclAuM
Fun facts for all my 🥦 smokers 💨💨💨
Nobody posts stand up / crowdwork clips on social media, but who cares, let’s PiVoT tO vIdEo
Smh at Sam advocating for QUOTAS for less talented Christian conservatives. Looks like the gentiles care about “equality” instead of merit. American conservative goys, put down the pork chop and pick up a job application!
Smh at Sam advocating for QUOTAS for less talented Christian conservatives. Looks like the gentiles care about “equality” instead of merit. American conservative goys, put down the pork chop and pick up a job application!
Feel like there’s an opportunity in the sportscaster ecosystem for a guy who says “you’re absolutely gonna need a 3 here”
Bruce wrote this instead of game planning to stop Yale’s best player, Tucker Cornelius Pemperdin II
Bruce wrote this instead of game planning to stop Yale’s best player, Tucker Cornelius Pemperdin II
Samford at a little bit of a size disadvantage vs Kansas lol
Apple stores look like a place in a sci-fi movie that you’d take elderly people to get euthanized ngl
loved dune 2. couldn’t stop thinking about how much i’d love to watch penn state play rutgers in the big stadium on geidi prime
Lol I don’t know why this works, but First Reformed and King of Comedy are in my S tier films and I pretty neatly fit into ‘Hates Everyone + Sad’, so 🤷🏻♂️
Lol I don’t know why this works, but First Reformed and King of Comedy are in my S tier films and I pretty neatly fit into ‘Hates Everyone + Sad’, so 🤷🏻♂️ https://t.co/XwHF7VwEHJ
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marvin hoopster @Hegelbon
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The Gazoo Pervert @damiataman
486 Followers 597 Following Did the crime, again serving the time. check out @hobbyperverts
but doctor, i am @BarrelJumpist
4K Followers 768 Following self described Huguenot alt: @regularmanhere
District Sentinel @TheDCSentinel
14K Followers 1K Following Reporting on Washington for the left. Support us on Patreon. Free content: https://t.co/dFjYf0wKgp https://t.co/E8txQV7FaF
MEANS TV @means_tv
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Natalie McGill @NatalieSMcGill
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Walking The Cow @BrettPain
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BK @TheBennettK
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Kevin Seefried @KSeefried
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stoop kiid @stoopkiid93
893 Followers 3K Following originally made this account to promote my music. now I just bitch about sports for @AllSportsScene and bitch about everything else for @jeffobenzos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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食通 @hgsdfuiuke2195
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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
43K Followers 925 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023, magician
marvin hoopster @Hegelbon
17K Followers 4K Following He/Him No Cartridge host; bg @MarcSRousseau; avi by @sundown_mcmoon Author Story Mode: https://t.co/FfIUmeFqQw… https://t.co/PVjh6jIJGF
The Gazoo Pervert @damiataman
486 Followers 597 Following Did the crime, again serving the time. check out @hobbyperverts
but doctor, i am @BarrelJumpist
4K Followers 768 Following self described Huguenot alt: @regularmanhere
District Sentinel @TheDCSentinel
14K Followers 1K Following Reporting on Washington for the left. Support us on Patreon. Free content: https://t.co/dFjYf0wKgp https://t.co/E8txQV7FaF
MEANS TV @means_tv
63K Followers 3K Following World’s first worker-owned streaming service with Movies, TV Shows & News. We make anti-capitalist entertainment ✨Start your 7-day free trial✨
Dan @dankgdl
38K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..
Natalie McGill @NatalieSMcGill
3K Followers 1K Following OK at writing. Not OK at other things. Other things = everything else. Hazard to be near for Terps games | Writer for @blackladysketch S3 + S4
Walking The Cow @BrettPain
13K Followers 3K Following Raised orthodox redneck. In exile. Ornery but cordial. Manager of ancient wares. Hare Krishna!
BK @TheBennettK
8K Followers 4K Following Added fifteen pounds of muscle this offseason, #SFB13 Is This What Sox Fans Wanted @bettornetwork, UMass Basketball Podcast, He/Him✡️
soup williams @goodboysoup
754 Followers 965 Following steven chen. accredited comedian in DC. i am no longer on this website to win a 2024 Toyota Sienna. i am here to kill the police. 🌭🌭🌭
tgk.bsky.social @TangoGolfKilo
4K Followers 1K Following Tired all the time || Color commentator on the internet's gayest baseball podcast, @BattinAround || (he/him)
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Hater w/a 💜 (#Free.. @JustinRusset
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stoop kiid @stoopkiid93
893 Followers 3K Following originally made this account to promote my music. now I just bitch about sports for @AllSportsScene and bitch about everything else for @jeffobenzos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Much like New Glarus beers, Wisconsin (correctly) doesn’t want Minnesota or Iowa to have any of the Wisconsin River.
gotta hand it to the wisconsin river. this country is full of rivers that have states named after them (mississippi, ohio, etc) that actually run along/thru many states. the wisconsin river actually goes through wisconsin and does it exactly end to end. big achievement
LMFFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO dawg you niggas couldn't even dream of being this racist.
“Young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don’t even know what the word computer is.” - Democrat Governor of New York Kathy Hochul
Year 4 with this custom black oxford western shirt from Carl at Cego. Fading and softening nicely. 😉
what if u could work n a restaurant but then the food was actually good, is that aloud,
Sox lost again fuck you Jerry I punch my ball
this neighborhood doesnt feel real,
Meanwhile, this Sunderland fan was so upset about how things were going, he temporarily started speaking another language 🤣🤣
The Championship season has come to an end… And once again, it’s proven to be the MADDEST and most ENTERTAINING league in the world. So why don’t we look back on some of the best moments of the season? Trust me, you’re going to want to see this… 👀 THREAD 🧵
There's no play here. There's no angle. There's no Champagne Papi room. I'm not a miracle worker, I'm a ghostwriter. The math on this is simple. The smaller the mess the easier it is for me to clean up. (Phone rings) Drake : That's the police isn't it? No. They don't call.
I guess that's my cue. Since we're doing French Revolution analogies which do we think is worse, rhetorical gestures that have no real world effect, or Israel literally doing the Infernal Columns in Gaza as we speak with 100,000+ actual human casualties?
The notion of students putting the administrators on trial is like a scene out of the Reign of Terror in the French Revolution... and just a reminder that it didn't end so well.
That dog moved like a muppet
thirty dollar hot dog. we live in hell we live in hell we live in hell we live in h
Half smoke hot dog with fried onion, coleslaw, and bacon at DC United (@dcunited) 💵 $28 (£22.50) with a drink
may the 4th be with you
Does Illinois have a culture conundrum on its hands? thechampaignroom.com/2024/5/2/24138…
Updated information regarding the Terrence Shannon Jr. case: According to a public document I obtained this morning, I would advise those interested to please read bullet point 1.3 posted here. #Illini
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