dev @yoyomro

an answer to prayer Joined October 2008

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dev @yoyomro

2 years ago

It finally happened yesterday- I started to tell a joke but someone talked over me. I waited a couple seconds for the next lull, said my joke, with perfect diction, no slurring, full of confidence, and everyone in my immediate vicinity burst out laughing. I slept like a baby.

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2 years ago

just by looking at my bed before I go to sleep I get flashbacks of the dreams I had the night before. I am not like the rest

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2 years ago

Guys only get what they need for that day at Home Depot so they have an excuse to go again as frequently as possible because they just love being in there. But when they're there, they walk very quickly and get out as soon as possible. Men are complex in this way.

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2 years ago

The reason most americans don't like walking to their things and favor driving / Ubers instead is bc they walk slower than humans were meant to walk. If they walked normal speed they would be places 1.6x faster and the walk wouldn't seem so arduous.

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2 years ago

me at the boygenius concert looking around at everyone else

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2 years ago

me at the boygenius concert looking around at everyone else

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dev @yoyomro

2 years ago

in solidarity with the writers strike i will also stop writing twee

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2 years ago

I'm getting ready to go to a stand up comedy show trying to find the most nondescript clothing I own

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2 years ago

if they know it's going to be a hit show they should film the prequel first so the actors are not obviously and unrealistically aged when the studio wants a prequel show- i know this is an unrealistic expectation sorry

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2 years ago

it's insane to think about how much money I've saved bc weed gives me anxiety

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3 years ago

kirsty made me a honey do list tonight. this is the start of the rest of my life

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3 years ago

that seen at the end of flight when denzel's character is about to be exonerated, then he changes his mind and is honest about everything is how i hope this trump indictment situation plays out. then I want an A24 adaptation. then i want to get beers after w/ good friends

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3 years ago

I got in trouble this morning from kirsty bc I told her that in my dream I just woke up from, I lost in a fight to some kids who were stealing things out of my car. She told me I should take fighting lessons so that wouldn't happen in the future.

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3 years ago

really sad news for dax shepard

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3 years ago

i really hope adding a splash of lemon juice to your cup of water isn't unhealthy bc I am addicted to it. can't stop. like 4x per day

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3 years ago

I will admit I am gravitating towards more conservative values as I age but I will not say which ones because they are embarrassing and wrong.

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3 years ago

kinda fucked up that a demon hasn't challenged me to a guitar battle yet. Was all that practicing in vain?

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3 years ago

kinda fucked up in that in murder/death investigations they rule out supernatural causes. like maybe a demon killed them? that's why it's so hard to find evidence?

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3 years ago

kinda fucked up that when poets are writing about seasons and colors and nature and stuff they're actually just making metaphors for the human condition and not actually writing about those things