Z Ziemann @z_ziemann
I'm here, I'm queer, and I need a nap. Joined September 2019-
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I have been recently traumatized by cheese. This cheese is past it's expiration date. Please advise. -Kota
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i asked my bf if he’s ever experienced seasonal depression and he was like “yeah and like most men i self medicate with football. why do you think they play through fall and winter?”
Kota: it smells like cheap vanilla ice cream. Me: that is coconut.
Kota: that's my diploma. His little sister: whats a diploma? Me: Jesus fucking Christ. Her: WHAT I'M 12
*while eating a handful of dry lucky charms* "I'm slightly unhinged. And this sounded good." -Kota
You're not better, you're not different, you're just old" -Leah about Boomers.
You're gonna tell me Cabela's and Murdock's let you build your own computer?? Is this gonna be the fight we have??? -Kota
Hey babe. That Fitbit you wear is a tomagchi. But the dumb bitch you're trying to keep alive is you.
Can we move the cord under me? Oh wait it's my braid. I want to die. -Kota
I'm face-sick of you. That means I'm sick for your face! -Trinity
Yeah but only I'm here. And I already know you're stupid. -Kota
Well yeah babe, he banged a prostitute. And didn't even pay, that's sex AND stealing. -Dakota
Babe I want you to know. My brain just said "if I had a butt, I'd fart at you". I think I'm dumb. -Kota
It does what it wants, man. I do not control the nipples. -Dakota
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