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Give me a broadway version of To Kill a Mockingbird and cast Chet Hanks (Jamaican patois version) as Boo Radley!
Albert Pujols has earned his seat in Christian Heaven. Now he can kill 1 guy and not feel bad about it and just pay God 697 homers to grant him eternal salvation, and God will legally have to say yes
there is currently a man floating down the Missouri River in a pumpkin attempting a 38 mile journey to break the world record
*daydreaming in my car about being interviewed on Hot Ones* Sean Evans: They say that haters are some of our biggest motivators. So, Jake, who are some of your biggest haters? *my daydream gets interrupted as i rear end a car at a stop light*
Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”
Damnit I am so good at tossing things into / onto other things
not sure who needs this but here are your seasonal frog calls before they start really hitting it hard out there
Meet my man Rossy Rollers. His life’s sole purpose is spreading the gospel of proper @QuikTrip roller dog prep. May we go forth and spread his good word:
Can’t make this up my grandpa keeps a red solo cup full of milk in the fridge and periodically takes sips out of it throughout the day
Best party I ever went to was at my friend Zach’s house, where he decided to let everyone go cigs inside. Dude didn’t even smoke like that for real, he just wanted to let everyone have a good time. it was just like 30 people smoking cigarettes in this guy’s living room
HELL YEAH!! Just what Jesus Christ himself wanted! (Jesus loved guns)
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Pat @Phunkmasterpat
321 Followers 200 Following
Coach Shep @CarrieShephard4
2K Followers 2K Following God first. Pro baller. Semo Alum.| MAC Head. WBB Coach| God is the reason for my success. ELS🖤🕊SS💙🕊⚓️
nellynkettles🌈 @nellynkettles
331 Followers 486 Following actin local, thinkin global • they/them/all
The Hacky Sack Man @h4x354x0r
6K Followers 6K Following Old School Computing Hacker, Hackysacker, Guinness World Record Holder, Footbag Hall of Famer, Mizzou Local Legend, PSN Fan, Liberal, Jackass here on Twitter.
TS Angelina @TsKaseyKei0
601 Followers 220 Following I’m a Trans hottie my Dm is open my telegram https://t.co/e2mncNJcxG
Drake Willis @DWillis35029
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Penis_town__ @Pen15_town
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bryce wilner @brycewilner
822 Followers 410 Following
LIFE OF APRICOT @lifeofapricot
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Clint Jones @clint_jones20
5 Followers 30 Following
Jennifer Fisher @jrichfish
219 Followers 494 Following I hate relay races. Ph.D. in Bulletin Boards.
Momo @momobrooks_
25 Followers 44 Following
we don’t play. @brothers_hayes
39 Followers 30 Following fraternal order of sorts. shitposting since ‘96, ‘98, and ‘00.
made up name @made_up_name_
62 Followers 189 Following every time a made up name pops in my head I tweet it. recommended for public use.
juice sandwich @idiotshorts
10 Followers 22 Following
Waka @Yo_Its_Waka2k
173 Followers 242 Following
bonesizzle @bonesizzle1
35 Followers 67 Following why are you looking at this please respect my privacy
Sam @redpepper_flake
331 Followers 434 Following
Brian Dugan @duganbrianj
317 Followers 335 Following Co-Founder of @Optakit. If you are a part of a progressive digital organization, I have a product you'll love. 10/10 dentists recommend meeting with me.
connor lagore @ConnorLagore
562 Followers 800 Following 12x NBA All-Star and bassist for Imagine Dragons | @popmech
sydney @sydneynoeldavis
171 Followers 135 Following
Sten Spinella @stenspin
1K Followers 4K Following Writer. Once @berkshireeagle @thedayct @observergroup @VoxMag @politifactmo @CoMissourian @the_dailycampus @UConn_LRR. Good afternoon good evening & goodnight
Madi Shrum @ShrumMadi
202 Followers 240 Following alpha xi delta - southeast missouri state university
ashley @ashleyrogers051
46 Followers 190 Following
Lydiot @lydiott
308 Followers 523 Following
Mizzou Hoops @MizzouHoops
138K Followers 241 Following Official Twitter Account of Mizzou Men's Basketball. 21 Conference Championships. 48 All-time NBA Draft Picks. Led by @coachdgates. #MIZ 🐯
Pat @Phunkmasterpat
321 Followers 200 Following
Coach Shep @CarrieShephard4
2K Followers 2K Following God first. Pro baller. Semo Alum.| MAC Head. WBB Coach| God is the reason for my success. ELS🖤🕊SS💙🕊⚓️
nellynkettles🌈 @nellynkettles
331 Followers 486 Following actin local, thinkin global • they/them/all
The Hacky Sack Man @h4x354x0r
6K Followers 6K Following Old School Computing Hacker, Hackysacker, Guinness World Record Holder, Footbag Hall of Famer, Mizzou Local Legend, PSN Fan, Liberal, Jackass here on Twitter.
Four Tet @FourTet
272K Followers 756 Following ()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()()0oOo0()
Joshua Citarella @JoshuaCitarella
14K Followers 683 Following Artist and internet culture writer. https://t.co/MCS4Vj94hW
Street Night Live @StreetNightLive
60K Followers 240 Following a fashion blog — subscribe to the newsletter for weekly clothing recommendations ⬇️
Penis_town__ @Pen15_town
10 Followers 83 Following
bryce wilner @brycewilner
822 Followers 410 Following
lilsamsquanch @lilsamsquanch66
215K Followers 416 Following Harry | Extremely talented | @SonOfABoyDad Podcast | Co-Owner @TBushGaming | Comedian
Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66
419K Followers 527 Following alt @lilsamsquanch66 | Listen to @SonOfABoyDad | stand up tickets below
mugshawtys @mugshawtys
482K Followers 161 Following hope bae gets bail | owner: @jay_jeffs | 1.9m+ on IG https://t.co/959iHL8InV
Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs
170K Followers 0 Following Posting photos of amazing species you’ve never heard of. Highlighting the wonders of evolution & the extraordinary diversity of life.
Bojana Kunst @kunstbody
862 Followers 294 Following Philosopher and performance art theorist. Professor at the Institute for Applied Theatre Studies @jlugiessen. Author of Artist At Work. (she/her)
Eastern European Cart... @EasternOoC
207K Followers 81 Following Soviet and Eastern European animation mostly pre 90's | war sucks 💙💛 | host @redwaytoo | https://t.co/lApL31fOl0
Ꭰeath Ꮹrips @bbpoltergiest
94K Followers 0 Following
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
615K Followers 282 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | also @artbutnow
David Lynch Saying It... @DLEveryFriday
104K Followers 3 Following David Lynch saying it's a Friday once again, every Friday | Not real David Lynch | (excerpts taken from DAVID LYNCH THEATER on YouTube, link below)
malcolm in the middle... @OutOfCMalcolm
205K Followers 9 Following Join the Malcolm in the Middle community ! 📺
Favorite movie lines @TitlesInMedia
137K Followers 0 Following For when the title is said by a character in films, games or TV.
Rachel Tashjian Wise @theprophetpizza
73K Followers 1K Following Fashion critic @washingtonpost Creator of Opulent Tips Prev: @harpersbazaar, @gqmagazine, GARAGE, Graydon Carter's Vanity Fair [email protected]
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30K Followers 190 Following lotta odd ducks out there, chief
weed & wagyu @jessethechef
55K Followers 6K Following •Japanese wagyu dealer •LA based Private Chef •Booking inquires email: [email protected] NO DMs • I ONLY SHIP WAGYU Owner of @weedandwagyu
crazy ass moments in ... @ampol_moment
400K Followers 2 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the politics and history of the eternal union. dms open for submissions.
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89K Followers 375 Following
Herbert W. Franke @HerbertWFranke
13K Followers 822 Following Computer artist, scientist, philosopher (1927-2022)
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edgarwright @edgarwright
819K Followers 3K Following Spaced / Shaun Of The Dead / Hot Fuzz / Scott Pilgrim Vs The World / The World’s End / Baby Driver / The Sparks Brothers / Last Night In Soho / The Running Man
100 gecs @100gecs
126K Followers 13 Following
UK Rave Comments @UKRaveComments
37K Followers 0 Following sharing comments from rave, acid, UK hardcore, jungle, D&B, trance etc videos & more. Ecstasy & Nostalgia.
Lomax @Zlomax98
544 Followers 610 Following Believer | Independent Crop Consultant | Plantbug’s Nightmare
Jon Harris @joncharris4
32 Followers 52 Following
Jennifer Fisher @jrichfish
219 Followers 494 Following I hate relay races. Ph.D. in Bulletin Boards.
The Simpsons @simpsons_vids
136K Followers 7 Following Classic clips from The Simpsons, seasons 1-12 only.
Skyler Lancaster @MO_WX
3K Followers 434 Following Storm Chaser. Mizzou Atmospheric Science major. NWS Memphis Student Volunteer. Mizzou Storm Chase Team Chair
Artists of Colour @artistsofcolour
99K Followers 320 Following artists & art of colour 🍃 please DM to submit your work or suggest 🍃 profile photo - Jacob Lawrence 🍃 header photo - Carrie Mae Weems 🍃 not run by bots 🍃
every lot stl @everylotstl
2K Followers 20 Following Every 🏠🏬🏫🏥🕌 in the City of St. Louis in numerical order by parcel ID. By @_wayneburkett | Bot by @fitnr | Header by @STLExplorer (CC BY 2.0)
we don’t play. @brothers_hayes
39 Followers 30 Following fraternal order of sorts. shitposting since ‘96, ‘98, and ‘00.
Cori Bush @CoriBush
767K Followers 2K Following Mom, wife, pastor, and former nurse running to represent the people of Missouri’s 1st District in Congress. St. Louis Strong. ✊🏾 [email protected]
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wint @dril
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Student Debt Crisis C... @DebtCrisisOrg
57K Followers 4K Following Nonprofit centering the needs and voices of borrowers to end the student debt crisis. A people-powered movement with over 2 million supporters. RTs≠endorsements
made up name @made_up_name_
62 Followers 189 Following every time a made up name pops in my head I tweet it. recommended for public use.