Zach Sable @zachsable

Serenity now, insanity later. Earth Joined March 2010

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Zach Sable @zachsable

3 years ago

Why does Matt Gaetz look like just some normal guy’s Wario?

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Zach Sable @zachsable

5 years ago

Huh, so this what “Stand Back and Stand By” meant.

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Zach Sable @zachsable

5 years ago

2020 might not have given us much, but at least it gave us the Great British Bake Off X Texas Chainsaw Massacre crossover that nobody asked for

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Zach Sable @zachsable

5 years ago

With this vaccine taking as long as it is to drop, I feel like somehow Frank Ocean is involved

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Week 3 at the new office, after a year of WFH — I’m now realizing I’ve spent 3 hours “collecting my thoughts out loud” (a well-decorated way to say “having conversations with myself”) and I can only pray that nobody in my surrounding set of desks is planning an exorcism for me.

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Lewticia @lewiiivuitton

6 years ago

MY FIRST SONG: PAINFUL OBSESSION OUT NOW ON EVERYTHING LINK IN THE BIO

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Lewticia @lewiiivuitton

6 years ago

Painful Obsession - 11/14 9PM EST/6PM PST Please stream this shit on Thursday..I’m tired of this desk job life...

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Zach Sable @zachsable

7 years ago

A New Years party *composed of 30 Jewish babyboomers and me* is exactly like an episode of Curb, except the jokes are less comically striking and I've never had to justify my hair to Larry David

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Zach Sable @zachsable

7 years ago

Ah yes, July 4th. The yearly gathering of Americans in parks to witness the live re-creation of a Windows '98 screensaver.

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Zach Sable @zachsable

7 years ago

Living in NYC last summer has ruuuined me -- Tonight at synagogue an elderly gentlemen was wearing 👴🏻👟geriatric footwear👟👴🏻 and I found myself mentally assessing if his "illthy hypebeast kicks" were real Dior or AliExpress.

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Zach Sable @zachsable

7 years ago

I feel comparatively underdressed in Tampa, Florida because I don't have my AARP card strapped to my thigh.

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Zach Sable @zachsable

7 years ago

List of serious activities than can be done to the Seinfeld theme song: -

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Zach Sable @zachsable

7 years ago

Opening a bag of Sunchips in a silent room isn't massively distracting, it's just ASMR.

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Zach Sable @zachsable

7 years ago

juul me once, shame on you. juul me twice, shame on me.

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JASIAH @PHREEJASIAH

8 years ago

I️ want everybody to started ending their sentences in “Type Beat”

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Zach Sable @zachsable

8 years ago

Preparing to focus and critically engage with (at absolute most) 3 minutes of television without mindlessly refreshing the Twitter.

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Zach Sable @zachsable

8 years ago

Minute 0:00:00 into watching Requiem for a Dream vs. Minute 1:41:56

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Zach Sable @zachsable

8 years ago

Ate at Corky and Lenny's for the first time since the days of my jewish youth and forgot the wholesome feeling of mistaking 50% of a room for Larry David.