malachi constant @zackdotpdf

he/him | 27 | in my lane, moisturized, unbothered, drifting, changing lanes without signaling, causing a 14 car pileup. Joined June 2020

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

5 months ago

The collective schadenfreude over this smug nepo baby not getting his way is palpable. Playing celebrity because of your famous dad and expecting to be a first round draft pick because of your last name aint it

Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

5 months ago

maybe AI was a good thing

Grok @grok

5 months ago

maybe AI was a good thing

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

6 months ago

How is this not gigantic news?

Andrew Nestico @PracticalTAS

6 months ago

How is this not gigantic news?

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highprogressive🥂👁️ @highprogressive

6 months ago

Whoa, thank goodness you're finally awake. That fall hurt you pretty badly! Tariffs? DOGE? Deportations? What in the hell are you talking about? Come on, the tag-team debate between Destiny, Hasan Piker, Sargon of Akkad and Nick Fuentes is about to start!

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

6 months ago

Bro calls himself the next Steve Jobs and wonders why colleges think he won’t be a good fit for their student body. Humble yourself

Zach Yadegari @zach_yadegari

6 months ago

Bro calls himself the next Steve Jobs and wonders why colleges think he won’t be a good fit for their student body. Humble yourself

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

11 months ago

Trump feels like he is clearly eluding at a “political event” that will happen soon, anyone else noticing that? #trump

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

11 months ago

“Go in fists ablazing” insane new tactics dropping live

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

11 months ago

grim stuff

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

12 months ago

grim stuff

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

a year ago

I see her 💔💔💔💔

insane poses @insaneposes

a year ago

I see her 💔💔💔💔

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

a year ago

reading this on Twitter is probably what he intended

CoffeeWithTheClassics @CoffeewClassics

a year ago

reading this on Twitter is probably what he intended

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Vivid Void @VividVoid_

a year ago

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joeltaire ⿻ @joetforhire

a year ago

> me, 17 > hotel party, friend's bday > someone gave me addy xr, 1st time > could not stop talking, brain on fire > party boring, went to waffle house next door > all seats taken except 4 at the bar > "that's the professor's seat" employee says of final stool

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malachi constant @zackdotpdf

a year ago

are these people even real??

TrustLion @Trust_Lion_

a year ago

are these people even real??

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henry @arithmoquine

a year ago

remember when a study in the nature journal deconstructed all of politics and it really just came down to this?

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hasanabi @hasanthehun

a year ago

consent being manufactured in real time! @latimes

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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise

2 years ago

this is such an interesting time to be alive. we concreted the internet as our second equal and primary reality but it's full of ghosts now we try to talk to them and they pass right through it's a haunted world of dead things who look real but don't really see us