Michael W Urtis @zerodarkurtee
Living intentionally. Riverside, IL Joined March 2017-
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Tommy Pham seems to wake up everyday just ready to beat the piss out of someone
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I am so comfortable being uncomfortable that it’s comforting
I will never be an umbrella in the sun kinda guy
Bring back the courtesy wave. Letting someone merge in deserves the courtesy wave
One of these Marlins starters is going to be a Cub after next week’s series at Wrigley. We’re gonna need more starting pitching at some point #Cubs
Jacob DeGrom may never win another game. Unbelievably unlucky #AllforTX
Seth Jones has to earn the right to talk in the media like that. He’s been atrocious since signing with the Hawks and I’m tired of him
Mike Woodson is probably getting fired after this kind of showing from IU
Why does nobody ever talk about how good Jarvis Landry was
A+ commercial by Liberty. Every hero needs a backstory
Hurricanes to win the Cup Lukas Dostal to win the Vezina Matthews to win the Hart
Dude at Tropical Smoothie asked me if I wanted an apple as my side so I said sure. Buddy gave me a whole Granny Smith apple as the side — you gotta specify if you’re gonna give me a green apple. I would’ve chosen the banana
Walked past sunny side park today where kids were holding soccer practice, almost lost it when some 10-year-old screamed piss missile after firing a shot at his goalie’s head
Do people on scooters know how dumb they look?
I just want to go back to the Kane - Toews Blackhawks. Is that too much to ask?
Hate a guy that doesn’t pay attention to the line. Move forward idiot!
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