an “enthusiastic friend in my youth” @2017dodgeram
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i’m going to commit arson
Kate Bush - Hounds Of Love (BBC Top of the Pops, 1986)
i am trying to write a 250-word essay and it feels like my brain is mud. but yes i should go back to school asap, i will do great
insinuated to my therapist that he’s a daddy in the text i sent him at 8:31am on a sunday. good morning 🌞
This really killed me today. Clickhole always nails it, truly.
you come out as straight to me on this, the day of my twitter's purchase...
you come out as straight to me on this, the day of my twitter's purchase...
i’m going to kill my self
pov: you’re my therapist conducting our session via zoom
barn enemy: *breathes* me: go to hell 🤬
i only shoplift from kroger when somebody who looks like an ally is tending the self checkout. i know jeb would never narc
have tried to make separate plans with five different friends today and all have been unavailable … that was god telling me to catch up on housework and laundry 😌
calista said that when me and kam get together we both revert to seventeen year old boys and tbh i do kinda feel like that is a testament to our friendship
both suns this morning
as much as i dislike my barn enemy (jack) i do have to admit he serves a vital function as the one person me and all my coworkers can hate on as a unit. every workplace needs that person
this tweet was not appreciated for the genius it was
this tweet was not appreciated for the genius it was
add the ram!!!
leaving the grit on very bad terms with upper management has not prevented me from going in and hanging out w my friends boh and stealing food, months later
Lección 12 √ Conversaciones Informales "Puedo abrir puertas con mi mente." "¡Yo también!"
Saw a girl like this while riding the bus and I had to draw it.
Ginger Russell @GingerRuss77273
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Efan @gayrobotdotru
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Abe Bocinec @AbeBocinec
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Efan @gayrobotdotru
329 Followers 318 Following
Abe Bocinec @AbeBocinec
47 Followers 53 Following he/him Community Outreach Specialist at Savvy Cooperative
oatmeal influencer @acechhh
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@k8bushofficial @HarronWawker ok but then how did i give birth to my cat? checkmate
@k8bushofficial as a trans woman, i love to trick people into giving me abortions. oops, surprise, no uterus! we all laugh and laugh.
The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.
@maryzipan This is literally making me tear up it’s so beautiful :’)
i can’t wait for john oliver to tell me this is not normal
tiktok taking a starring role in this moral panic... twitter is such a flop
Gonna bully ethan into driving to nebraska with me.
@joshgad Give all your money to abortion funds and delete your account
@joshgad Lemme know how that has worked out
Never forget that, when Obama had a filibuster-proof Senate majority in 2009, he broke his promise to Planned Parenthood to codify Roe v. Wade into law because it was “not my highest legislative priority.”
I thinkkkk I’m receiving cryptic information….lol….tgiM????
Smoak so much weed my lungs took me to small claims court
Asemic Distortion: crumble/fade: resolve into a dew
no this is a patterned carpet in a Best Western
most detailed image of a human cell to date
no politician in canada should have a moment’s peace in public. a failed state doing eugenics
A wheelchair-bound 31-year-old woman in Toronto is nearing final approval for a medically assisted death request after a fruitless bid to secure an affordable apartment that doesn't worsen her chronic illnesses. ctvnews.ca/health/woman-w…
ive generated over 100,000 wordles in my head and completed them easily. what more can i say of it
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