dave @34dave7

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dave @34dave7

12 years ago

I just bought a retired drug sniffing dog. I think it was a good investment cause he already found 3 bags of weed I lost!

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Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook

13 years ago

During sex it's perfectly fine to say "yeah", "yes", and "oh yes" but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "yep"

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13 years ago

(775): When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home

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13 years ago

I hate it when girls just use me for sex.. - said no man ever

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Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook

13 years ago

What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally.

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