Men's Humor @MensHumor
Humor Tailored for Men. Submit: [email protected] IG: https://t.co/gLpO60o1D1 menshumor.com USA Joined August 2011-
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You don't become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool. Which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer's Paradox.
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If you're flirting with me, please let me know. And be extremely specific. Seriously, I'm clueless.
Why call them "Rhinos" when we can call them "Warrior Unicorns"?
Thank goodness it was just a movie...
Proof that hard work pays off sometimes.
Does she plan on replacing them with new ones?
Some people want a big house, a fast car, and lots of money. I just want a cabin in the woods away from those people.
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I don’t see anything wrong with this picture. Just a guy enjoying life to the fullest.
I got news for her - I was useless before 33
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