Zane Lamprey @zanelamprey
Watch my Amazon Prime comedy special! 📺 Get tickets for my new Ski Patrol Comedy Tour! 🍻 linktr.ee/zane_lamprey [email protected] Joined February 2008-
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I’m taping my 3rd Amazon Prime stand-up special on Saturday, March 30th at The Bruery in Placentia, CA (near Anaheim)! tix @ zanelamprey.com
I’m in love… When I was at Blue Hills Ranch in Waco, Texas, I got to feed this joey. When she saw this video, my wife wouldn’t talk to me for a week!
I’m doing standup in some great California breweries!
Give the gift of laughter! I’m coming to town on my new comedy tour. The official launch isn’t until next year, but here are the cities where tickets are already on sale! zanelamprey.com
Everyone gets a tour t-shirt at my show Wednesday in Venice, CA! It’s my 123rd stand-up show of the year and the last show of the year. See you there, Los Angeles! zanelamprey.com
There’s only a few hours left to get Kickstarter’s most successful hoodie! There’s still early bird pricing! Why not!? (link in bio) This hoodie has 23+ features and innovations! What’s new? Everything! kickstarter.com/projects/pleep…
I’m going out on a ledge here, but I think Arizona is one of our most beautiful states! I’m in Flagstaff tonight and Lake Havasu City tomorrow!
Is this a rattlesnake?! Come tell me your answer at one of my stand-up shows in Arizona this weekend! Thursday - Gilbert, AZ Friday - Flagstaff, AZ Saturday - Lake Havasu City, AZ zanelamprey.com
I was asked a question tonight, to which the answer was “Pea Soup Anderson’s”
I’m doing stand-up at Tupps Brewery TONIGHT in McKinney, TX! Show’s at 8pm! Get tickets at zanelamprey.com 🍻
I’m in Ball Ground, Georgia (yes, that’s a place) at Rock Solid Brewing (yes, that’s their name) down the street from Cumming, Georgia (I can’t make this stuff up)! Show starts tonight at 8pm. It’ll be nuts!
I’m in Augusta tonight at Savannah River Brewing! The show’s at 8pm, but we already got started! Get tix at the door! 🍻
I’m performing at @GreenManBrewing in Asheville, NC tonight! We’re already drinking! Show’s at 8pm. Tickets at the door!
Have you seen the lobby ducks in Memphis? And yes, I got to keep the duck cane!!
I’m in Memphis! I’m back on the road doing stand-up in the south for two weeks! See y’all soon! Tickets and dates at zanelamprey.com
I love how this collaboration beer with @GreenManBrewing turned out! We made this beer to promote my stand-up show in Asheville, NC on Friday, September 1st and to raise money for the Asheville Cat Weirdos Emergency Fund. Drink beer and help animals? I’m in alllll day long!🍻🐱
The moment I realized I’m done living in Los Angeles. Where should Mel and I move to? This photo was taken on the Deschutes River. I had a beer, the water, nature all around me, nice people everywhere. All I was missin’ was my gal (and our fur babies). Oh, and my shirt.
Are you claustrophobic? If you’re in Bend, Oregon, you can find out at Boyd Cave!
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My attempt to make August 1st #TweetlessTuesday was completely obliterated by #tRumpIndictmentDay, which no less than @neal_katyal called "the most significant legal event of our lifetimes." #AccountabilityIsComing
I got caught sleeping by @GodfreyComedian 🤣
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Hey @elonmusk what’s this about blue checks going away unless we pay Twitter? I’ve been here for 15 years giving my ⏰ & witty thoughts all for bupkis. Now you’re telling me that I have to pay for something you gave me for free? What is this-the Colombia Records & Tape Club?🙄
There's a new Dungeons & Dragons in theaters, but it's no match for the Dungeons & Dragons from 2000, with the worst deleted scene ever put on a DVD
Pitching a time travel thriller where scientists attempt to screen 21 JUMP STREET for Hitler in 1933.
I have an opening for a new best friend.
Tickets are on sale for my “Lager Than Life” comedy tour! Most shows sold out last year, so get tickets while you can! zanelamprey.com
.@zanelamprey’s coming to St. Louis next weekend and he’s performing at the brewery Saturday night! Details & tickets: eventbrite.com/e/comedian-zan…
@LansingBrews needs to invite @zanelamprey for a night of laughs and Brews! @drinkingmadeasy still one of my fav shows... Hell, maybe @stevemckennad could even show up.. who knows 🤷🏼♂️. #pleepleus
@RyanHorsley @zanelamprey I couldn't find it anywhere so I just bought it on dvd.
@RyanHorsley @zanelamprey They’re on YouTube!! Now with pop-ups!! I just watched this one the other day… youtu.be/uLgLJ-xiBqw
@zanelamprey I had the pleasure of meeting Bart after watching your episode. A true class act!
Loved visiting here when in Brussels. @pghgirli
Bart the Bartender was one of my favorite people from Three Sheets. He had a cat and a dog at the bar. AND he said that customers often tip him in beer… and that getting 20 tips a shift is just a regular day! 😂
@zanelamprey I would not be surprised to see neighboring countries join the fight to keep Russia from moving into their territory next
@zanelamprey If they knew Steve McKenna was inbound...war over.
@zanelamprey Gas up the pontoon boats and load up the ice chests good sir!
“Maui” and “Kai”, here in Tucson, are two of the friendliest brewery cats I’ve met on my stand up tour, which is actually an excuse to meet brewery cats. The truth is out! I feel so much better now that I’ve said it!