Mordechai Schmutter @MSchmutter

Humor columnist (10 publications), author (8 books). Oh, do I have more room? I'm not experienced with twitter yet. I was worried that I'd make the bio too lon mschmutter.com Joined October 2011

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Mordechai Schmutter @MSchmutter

5 days ago

PARENTING HACK: If you put the end piece of the bread on the sandwich backwards, your kids won't realize it's the end piece.

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a month ago

It takes טו to make a shidduch

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a month ago

I think the thing you have to scroll to get to your birth year should start from the beginning of time and move forward. Let people feel good about how far they have to scroll for a change.

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a year ago

Happy "Wasn't Yesterday Pesach Sheini?" Day to everyone who celebrates.

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a year ago

Researchers have discovered why your wife always wants to take a walk with you after the Friday night seudah

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a year ago

Researchers have discovered why your wife always wants to take a walk with you after the Friday night seudah

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a year ago

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a year ago

Halacha Shaylah: If a Jew doesn't keep Shabbos, is he supposed to fast tomorrow?

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2 years ago

Joey Newcomb is the Jack Black of the frum world. In that he never needs context. You can get abducted by aliens and see Joey Newcomb running around on their spaceship with Bissli onion rings on his fingers and you'd say, "That's some classic Joey Newcomb right there."

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2 years ago

CALL FOR HELP: For the sake of an article, what do you put behind the doors at the bottom of your seforim shrank? Do you put regular seforim there (protected from the crawling babies), do you use it for your English seforim, Hagaddos, photo albums, or what?