The Hondelorian עמו״ש @sfeksfAiKa
Stam hock Flatbush ➡️Lakewood (for now) Joined December 2019-
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וְלִפְנֵ֣י עִוֵּ֔ר לֹ֥א תִתֵּ֖ן מִכְשֹׁ֑ל
וְלִפְנֵ֣י עִוֵּ֔ר לֹ֥א תִתֵּ֖ן מִכְשֹׁ֑ל
Rabbi Bender after every grade is done walking through the door (Lehavdil*)
Rayim SA’s vs Kaminetz 9th graders in the mesivta gym
Rayim SA’s vs Kaminetz 9th graders in the mesivta gym
Bris Stereotype- 2 60 year old guys who plop down at the table of 8 27 year old friends of the father table, while there’s 6 other completely empty tables.
Nobody is confident in Zevi
The Hondelorian עמו״ש retweeted
@moshe_kolat Alternatively: Yeshivish pickup line- are you cholov Yisroel cuz you are not Stam
Toronto bochur who comes in to date a Brooklyn/Lakewood girl:
Toronto bochur who comes in to date a Brooklyn/Lakewood girl:
Overzealous 63 year old Fallsview balhabos in the OBBL Sunday morning matchup:
Overzealous 63 year old Fallsview balhabos in the OBBL Sunday morning matchup:
Reb Rueven should’ve given him a bracha
Reb Rueven should’ve given him a bracha
Machanayim disaster in Kotlers:
Machanayim disaster in Kotlers:
Can’t believe it’s not @endimem_music
Blue Fringe flippin out
No wonder his defense has been Yeshivish lately
Me talking about Paskesz sour sticks
Rebbi who chaps this generation of bochurim:
Rebbi who chaps this generation of bochurim:
This is some “adopt a shadchan” level Jewish geography
This is some “adopt a shadchan” level Jewish geography
The Hondelorian עמו״ש retweeted
You can drive 84 hours in Lakewood and still be stuck on the 9
You can drive 84 hours in Lakewood and still be stuck on the 9
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