JMMusings @JMMusings
Humor, Jewish Music, Random Musings... Miami, FL Joined October 2012-
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1/ Why do some Hebrew letters have two sounds? ב = B or V כ = K or Kh פ = P or F Ever wondered why? 🧵
"I wanna be honest with you" = I'm about to tell you something that may hurt your feelings.
Ya, I'm sure it was a storm and not Dr Middos calling in on his bein hazmanim radio...
Parsha Thought: If the mitzvah of לא תוכל להתעלם applies even to an item of little value, would it not apply to a person missing the mitzvah of tefillin for example? Is it really possible to say, “It’s not my business” if a fellow jew puts on tefillin or not?
I get the urge to pull out a Gemara and learn during your grandchild's 6 hour wedding, but is it the right thing to do?
There should be a mandatory waiting period between a tragedy and being interviewed about it.
🧵A new Axis of Evil is quietly emerging in the Middle East, but it's not the one you've been told to fear. It's not Tehran. It's not the Shia Axis. It's something far more insidious—and it's hiding in plain sight: Turkey, Qatar, and Syria. Let’s dive in.
Sefardim think the end of the Aleph Beis is really tough.
Are they called such because they cause more inflation?
Classic knas move
It goes deeper. And the 2nd episode of the meaningful people podcast as the source is 👌🏻.
It goes deeper. And the 2nd episode of the meaningful people podcast as the source is 👌🏻. https://t.co/qYwIerYqYr
I didn't even know there were shtetl horse thieves. Via @AnashOrgNews
Well said
"We're not giving anything now. We're selling weapons." – Trump turns aid into Amazon Prime for missiles.
קטגור נעשה סנגור
The king is in the field
The king is in the field

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