Frum Humor @FrumHumor
Help! Help! I'm trapped in the bio. send bagels, quick (onion please & toasted) Contributor to the @AssociatedFress. Goyish acc @mkdeepthoughts1 coff.ee/frumhumor Charcuterie Board, Toms River Joined June 2021-
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On the positive side, even if Mamdani wins, Cuomo or Adams or Sliwa can win 2nd place!
Mohel doesnt allow pictures, in fact he huddles with father under talis and does it. Lawyer friend who does malpractice: He knows I'm here
Eric Adams doesn't stand a chance (Bot test, watch auto reply)
At the closing of the gemara... Amora 1: Should we do a masechta on this? We have alot of material Amora 2: That would mean daf yomi will be 2 months longer Amora 3: Schottenstien already said he would sponsor
Rebbe nowadays: Artscroll gemaras is a crutch Rebbe Circa 1950: Soncino talmud is a crutch Rebbe Circa 1100: Rashi is a crutch
Artscroll gemaras on a high shelf. Few weeks ago i say to a guy who always takes one, "Which one do you want" Him: I can get it myself Same thing next few weeks Today: Please, please tell me which one. I want the mitzvah Him: Shabbos 1 Me: Okay, it's on the shelf up there
Breaking: Local balabusta has nervous breakdown after husband wins full set of mesivta gemaras at chinese auction
Breaking: Yeshiva conducts surprise raid on dorm, looking for documents. Finds 15 Artscroll gemaras.

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