Heimish Humor @HeimishHumor
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Sephardim and Ashkenazim are like Shiite and Sunni, minus the murdering each other.
"We demand the right of return!" "Sorry, all sales are final."
If you meet an American who condemns Israel's "genocide" and is calling for the Hague, death to the IDF, etc. ask if they will publicly admit the fact that the US killed a million Iraqi civilians and thus the US is genocidal and has committed 20 times the "genocide" of Israel.
A chossid, a litvak, and a religious zionist walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What can I get you Rav Kook?"
I'm boycotting my Chinese made iPhone to protest the genocide of the Uyghurs, said no one ever.
Okay guys, unlike every other war, no one let any of the Gazans leave their country as refugees so that as many of them as possible will be killed in the fighting. It will make Israel look so bad. The main goal has always been destroying the Jewish state, not saving lives.
Whatever my wife wants, she gets. I have shalom buy it.
"Israel will never recover from this." "Yes we will."

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