Coffee&Sarcasm @ACaffeinatedMom
#SAHM #blogginmama of 4. I live on #coffee and #sarcasm (oh and also delicious food!!). I mean how the hell else am I suppose to survive #motherhood? coffeeandsarcasmblog.wordpress.com Buena Vista, CO Joined March 2017-
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Thanks Nic D for spending 1,269 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Talladega. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1XlLhtg…
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Clearly a nod to @NoahJ456 right?
If you're waiting for something or someone else to make you happy, you will miss out on the joy that's around you right now.
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Love packing up my little dudes lunches. It makes me feel better knowing what he’s eating because we chose it together. Today on the menu: baby carrots, pepperoni slices, #cheezeitgrooves… instagram.com/p/Bph5fsQFuZ-/…
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